Linden
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| Player: Pariba | ||||||||||
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| Real Name: | Linden Kingswood | |||||||||
| Known Aliases: | "Greta Snook" | |||||||||
| Gender: | Female | |||||||||
| Species: | Hybrid-Clone | |||||||||
| Ethnicity: | Human | |||||||||
| Place of Birth: | Sterga's Secret Lab, Detroit | |||||||||
| Base of Operations: | Drug Distribution Warehouse, East Briar Institute | |||||||||
| Relatives: | Snookums, The Snookii Kevin, Priest | |||||||||
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| Age: | appears 18: Six Years | |||||||||
| Height: | Six Foot Two | |||||||||
| Weight: | 164 Lbs. | |||||||||
| Eyes: | Olive Green | |||||||||
| Hair: | White-blonde, Waist Length | |||||||||
| Complexion: | Tanned | |||||||||
| Physical Build: | Slender, Athletic | |||||||||
| Physical Features: | No Scars, No Tattoos. Vegetarian. | |||||||||
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| Identity: | Public | |||||||||
| Years Active: | 5 years | |||||||||
| Citizenship: | American | |||||||||
| Occupation: | Glorified Accountant, Student, UNTIL Agent | |||||||||
| Education: | Fictious college, East Briar Institute | |||||||||
| Marital Status: | Taken | |||||||||
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| Minor Super-Strength, Medium Super-Speed, Regeneration, Minor Flight. | ||||||||||
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| A lair, some guns, pre-programmed skills and a lot of Nanomachines | ||||||||||
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| MaekadaBoxSlim created by @Maekada | |||||||||
Linden Snook
The Tale of a Fictitious Woman.
My name is Linden Snook.
I am entirely fictional, created on a whim as a lesson for another woman.
My memories are false, and the life I remember having lived, never happened. I am the clone of a clone.
It's an awkward beginning, I admit, But I'm going to try to make the best of things...
I was supposed to replace her after a mind-wipe. That didn't work out too well as we shared her body for a while. A lot of people wanted to purge my personality implant but she went and made me my own body. Then she went kind of crazy... then un-crazy. In the years since then we've gotten along much better. I babysit her kids now and then, she's helped me out of a couple jams. She did mind control me once to bring her beer, but she's promised not to do it again. We have a psychic link; she's one of the few people I can use telepathy on well.
When I was stuck in the Clone's body. There was a bit of cosmetic alteration involved. After we were separated she went and turned herself into a ginger, just for fun. She did keep the blonde hair and the rest on me, and declared me a 'half sister' to the rest of the clones.
Sterga was one of the science teachers at East Briar for a while. I heard like fourth hand there was some story about her being a reformed villain in hiding, I have no idea if that's true. The Clone borrowed one of her lairs and cooked me up in a week. She was kinda bitchy and snark ass but she did me a solid in letting me get made so I can't complain too much. She disappeared on Mars back in '13. No one ever found out what happened.
The Clone decided to have a joke at my expense and leave me as a teenager. More "manageable" that way. You can guess how well that turned out. I admit it did turn out to be a useful asset, hardly anyone wants to punch a teenage girl in the face. So I joined the gymnastics team and the cheer squad at school. You can make some 'homicidal cheerleader' jokes now, I won't mind. I mean, I did build a garotte into one of my Pompoms.
For the longest time this guy was out to get me. Pretty sure he still doesn't trust me, then again he seems to trust very few people so I guess it works out. He's a blue ribbon trained French chef, and my god can he cook. He's also a expert swordsman and it pretty sharp with a gun. There's some crazy stories about what he did before he ended up at the school, we're pretty sure he was some sort of spy. I keep calling him "Cook" just because it annoys him. He's kicked my ass a couple times for it.
Brother Ignatius is the truant officer at the school, as well as keeping up the non-denominational chapel there. Rumor has it he's a vampire. But he's more spry and with-it then he lets on. I shot the guy once and he got right back up, so there are definitely powers there. What exactly they are is still a mystery.
Creepy stalking Furball. I swear this guy. He's delusional or something and is firmly convinced I am the root of all evil. He jumps out from the weirdest places and that's like it. We scuffle a bit, I cuss him out and he runs off cackling to do it again a couple weeks later. I think he needs a better hobby.
And then I got Adopted. Actually he adopted all the clones, and I'm technically listed as one, so I got included. Virth is cool. He's an alien from the Maffei galaxy and We've had our ups and downs since the paperwork got signed but it's worked out overall. He married the Gymnastics teacher from the school, Rachel, I've known her for years. They're super cute together. I babysit his kids, he's given me a room in his house for that "normal family" feel.
He's a vampiric warlock in exile from Fae. I met him at the Gothbar and let him have Safehouse3 to live in. As a reformed villain, he usually gives sound advice. Cool guy. FAAAABULOUS hair. I have total hair envy. Also his daughter Beatrix is adorable!
Kevin Kingswood is a twin, has a brother named Keith. He's from a small town in Alaska and was part of a plot to combine the DNA of an entire superteam into two people. He's teaching me guitar. We've been dating since he moved to Detroit. Things happened. He asked me to marry him September '18. ...I said yes.
★ Favorite Television Show: "Murder, She Wrote" The main character is totally a serial killer- but successfully pins it on some hapless sucker each time. There's a lot to be learned from this show...
★ Favorite Song: ?
★ Favorite Colour: Clover. Because... it's pretty.
★ Favorite Food: ?
Discovered by one Python, a reluctant agent of UNTIL, while fighting phantom-like solid memories downtown, Linden has aided him [somewhat] in his investigation of a local Super-villain. Having convinced Python the villain is her father, she is worried he might kill her and that she is trying to live a "normal" life as an ordinary schoolgirl at the East Briar Institute. Their paths have crossed several times.
Shortly after one such meeting Linden was on the city bus heading to her after school job as a glorified accountant. The bus passed two fighting meta-humans, was grabbed, hefted by one and promptly thrown at the other. It missed, hitting a brick wall. Linden woke in the wreck, impaled by a metal handrail. Even so she managed to escape the diesel filled bus, and aided nine surviving passengers. For this she was given a commendation by the mayor.
The commendation would have to wait for two weeks as Linden was "kidnapped" from her hospital bed, by villainous lackeys in a helicopter. They removed a large section of the hospital wall, took her and flew off. Apparently the hospital had been leaving messages on the super-villain's voice mail about her condition, and this practice angered him. During her captivity, Linden was fitted [without her knowing] a tracking chip, identical to the ones the clones have, and a shock collar - used when she got too lippy at the Boss when he blamed her for the destruction of a delivery van, and the compromise of the Westside warehouse, when Snookums took, copied and gave away Linden's files. She snuck out of the hospital room one night with Clone D [the spy] and they went bar hopping for two days.
Eventually Linden was returned, mostly sound, received her commendation, and once more ran into Python, when he investigated the Westside warehouse. He was less then pleased to discover Linden was in charge... but arranged it so as his source she would not be arrested. He and the Boss fought inside the warehouse, destroying most of the crates of drugs within, and eventually caused the entire building to collapse. The Boss left, having received a... rather embarrassing telephone call from his girlfriend. Linden, watching the fight got rather high off the airborne drug residue and Python took her to the city hospital for detox and overnight observation. There UNTIL wiped her laptop and cellphone, and Python stole her flash-drive of incriminating files. Linden, eventually discovering the loss wrote and hand-delivered a report to the Boss' penthouse describing the situation.
Currently Linden is being followed by UNTIL agent Fernando, who is simply supposed to keep an eye on her, and call in should the Super-villain appear and make any threatening overtures.
Recently she visited the cheap theater in Westside and watched a Slasher film. During which she was met and attacked by several Maniac gang members. Stealing one of their knives, Linden killed three of them, but was shot by a fourth- who killed another thug. The fifth member of the group she gave the knife and he was arrested at the scene. Linden, injured, fled and is wanted by city police for questioning as the only witness, her identity unknown.
Linden has a small lair hidden under the East Briar Institute grounds. Originally some sort of storage room in the Utility tunnels, she's turned it into a safe [if damp] hiding spot complete with TV, Armchair, work-desk, teapot/hotplate and her own small arsenal. This lair has been borrowed several times by hiding clones.
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"Get. Out. Of. My. Kitchen." -Chevalier, EBI Chef
-Reaches his hands up and around behind his back.- "Sup with you Blonde Terror?" -John
"I do believe your sister is on smoochie date." -Han HalfFace
"I take it you are the reason our guitarist jock is missing?" "Heh. I'll let you wonder" -Han & Linden
-Snerks.- "Come on, why you denying it, he's good for you, and you good for him, the Good Boy Scout and the Bad Girl, you balance each other out." -Han, on relationships.
"I forgot your name, but you're cool with me." -The Doctor, in a burning warehouse.
Is currently frowning a bit confused.. Hidden under those goggles. She -does- look familiar.. "...Tofu girl?" -Mantle
"I knew you had them, and where you kept the various other "Tools" Of death. Hidden in the Woman's locker room and shower, Fourth Panel down from the north end of the room, 7 Panels in from the east end. Stick a screw driver down, POP goes the weasel." -La Puma, EBI Gym Instructor
"Adorable aunt Leelee" -Icarus
"What do you mean she's not a sociopath?" "No she's worse, she's a sadist, she doesn't hurt people as she doesn't know better out of lack of empathy she LOVES to hurt people, screw them over." "And who the fuck are you?" -Kevin & Michel on Linden's habits.
-Snerks- "Come on, why you denying it, he's good for you, and you good for him, the Good Boy scout and the bad girl, you balance each other out." -Han
"Never let her pressure you into sex, that's the job of the man." -Chevalier, on Linden's BF
"...We do know you're there, you know. Glenn can smell you." "Yesss. Glenn sssniffsss Linden out. Linden sssmellsss like sssweaty hay and regret." -She-Nightbringer & Glenn
He looks at Linden's hand for a moment. Quite a contrast from having weapons drawn at him, then simply shakes it. "K's friends are my friends. He doesn't owe you money, does he?" -The Doctor
"She shot her intended in the nuts: "NO ONE MAKES AN HONEST WOMAN OUT OF ME!" -Chevalier
"All with in healthy parameters for a pregnant Stream Line Model Snooks?" -Icarus
"Yeah it is kind of funny what a crazy bitch you are." *Both honest, and teasing a friend at once, sticking a tongue out* -Han
"I'm trying to give you enough benefit of the doubt, you won't go around offing students or staff, so it's not going to hurt anyone here." -Priest
Linden kinda looks like a hippie kid that gets home-schooled. Not an insult, just an impression. -Captain Sockpuppet
"Day dream of being a tentacle monster molesting women to your heart's content linden I don't judge." -Pooter, on Amosa, Ninadeles & hentai
-She leans back in the car seat grumbling a moment- "The next time something like this happens, do I have permission to, like, superpunch them in the 'nads?" "Yes." "Noted, thank you." -Linden & Priest, on VIPER agents
"You know how you are like 1-A's "True" Little sister, and the herd are more like "Half daughters?" "Kinda had that impression, yeah" *Not that she's likely to admit to it....at least to anyone else* -Priest & Linden, on "sisters"
"They are speaking in hushed tones in the corner." "Two... I think... Human girls." "They look busy. Probably won't notice us." "Definitely a nightclub...I think they are doing something inappropriate." -Creed & Firefox
