East Briar Institute
The East Briar Institute for Higher Learning
A Word From Our Dean
Dear Newly Enrolled Student:
It is with great pleasure that I welcome you to our institute. East Briar is the leading school in Millennium City for those who wish to master their exemplary talents and abilities. I am confident that you will find our facilities to be more than adequate for your day-to-day needs.
Sincerely,
Dean Warwick Nigel Thornberry the 3rd,
East Briar Institute for Higher Learning
Student Life
Dorm Assignments
| 1st Floor: | |
|---|---|
| 101 | Ember |
| 103 | Timmy(NPC) |
| 105 | Gath M'raz |
| 107 | Grey Blitz |
| 180 | Stoner NPCS |
| 182 | Stoner NPCS |
| 184 | Watermelon[NPC] |
| 2nd Floor: | |
| 202 | Shift |
| 203 | Mantle |
| 205 | Rainbow Soul, Tin Lizzie |
| 222 | Mike the Shark[NPC] |
| 255 | Tumbler, Twitter Girl |
| 3rd Floor: | |
| 301-319 | Jock NPCs |
| 320 | Reggie, Ron |
| 325 | Don, Alan |
| 330 | Ozzy, Gerald |
| 339 | Dan, Sully |
| 340 | Sean, Dean |
| 346 | Chad, Quinlan |
| 347 | Thad, Brad |
| 370 | Mark, Kirk |
| 374 | Mick, Mack |
| 4th Floor: | |
| 404 | The School Ghost (Haunted!) |
| 408 | Gloop |
| 413 | Designation:Representative |
| 443 | Crack (NPC) |
| 444 | Nightbringer, Glenn |
| 445 | Rough Sally |
| 5th Floor: | |
| 502 | Erin Winnonah |
| 504 | "Pancake", Spess ork kid |
| 6th Floor: | |
| 608 | Kaleidoscope |
| 615 | Trinket |
| 644 | John Luke Rogers |
| 665 | Becca(NPC) |
| 666 | Richard(NPC) |
| 7th Floor: | |
| 713 | Exitus |
| 719 | Veil, Dal |
| 732 | Lyraa, Saari |
| 733 | Liira, Linden |
| 8th-12th: | |
| --- | STAFF HOUSING |
| 13th Floor | |
| 1323 | Luiz |
| 1327 | Alexia |
| 1342 | Daedalus, Jake |
| 16th Floor | |
| 1664 | Acyth |
| 1663 | Fishtank Boy(NPC) |
| 1675 | Ann Marie |
| 1680 | Dannyboy, Anthony |
| 17th Floor | |
| 1701 | Brazen |
| 1722 | Felonia |
| 1723 | Keith Moyer(NPC) |
| 1742 | Craig |
| 1753 | Zelkear |
| 1765 | Oxyliquit |
| 18th Floor | |
| All of the Snookii. | |
| Building Roof | |
| Idami Dragon & Ember Dragon | |
| Ground Floor Units | |
| Fleabelly | |
| Molly | |
| Ithiko's Staff [5 Teleioraptors] | |
| Two Warhorses | |
| Off Campus | |
| House | MechaKitty v.2 |
| House | Alex Benoit |
| Appartment | Tristan(NPC Vampire) |
| Alumni | |
| Zurine De La Conche | |
| Erinaziel | |
| ThunderCat | |
| BotBot | |
Staff
| Name | Position |
|---|---|
| Ethan Schewell | Grounds Keeper |
| Hazmat Larry | Janitorial Services |
| Oog | Tailor |
| OPEN | Public Relations |
| Lou Zephyr | School Attorney/Sub. Music Instructor |
| Torvo | School Security Head |
| Bobs, The [NPCs] | School Security: Day |
| Firebug | School Security: Night |
| Amanda | Avian Relations Liasion |
| Ignatius, Brother | Priest, Truant Officer |
| Crimson Shrike | Receptionist |
| Haveman, Doctor (NPC) | Anger Management |
| Abigail Williams | Guidance Counselor |
| Sarah Asiman, Doctor | Medical Liaison |
| Jorge Sandoval, Doctor | Medical Liaison |
| Kneebreaker, Nurse | Medical Liaison |
| BotBot | Flight Simulator Mechanic |
| ChevBotts, The | Cafeteria Staff |
| Jasmine "Bulwark" Brady | Vice Dean, Extracurricular Activities |
| Chevalier | Home Economics[Cooking], Advanced Fencing |
| Nina Sparrow | Ranged Combat Trainer, Gym |
| Chaed'arr Lorthank | Physical Combat Coach, Gym |
| Vincent Jax Stiles | Substitute Teacher |
| Flora Dark | Dance Instructor |
| Rachel "La Puma" Haven | Cheer Coach, Gymnastics |
| Krioss | Swim Instructor |
| Viathan, Ambassador | General History Instructor |
| Jebediah "The Ghost" Geist | American History Instructor |
| Sandra Miller | History Instructor, Home Economics[Textiles] |
| Mathew Goodbairn | Social Studies Instructor |
| Bosenkraz | Sciences Instructor |
| Sarah Quinn | Mystical Arts Instructor |
| Husk | Mechanical Engineering |
| Jakob "Ithikos" Stroessen II, Dr. | Biology Department Head |
| Natalya "Nattie" Romanova, Dr. | Physics Department Head |
| Kikqkikyl' | Metaphysics Department Head |
| Angus McAlpine, Doctor | Magic Department Head |
| Ephraim Stoffenmacher, Doctor | Chemistry Professor |
| Joshua Fairweather | Philosophy Professor |
| Joanne Speritz | Demonology Professor |
| William Marlowe | Cryptozoology Professor |
| Michel Kleber, Doctor | Music instructor |
"Why I am the first person asked to beat other peoples kids..." --Chevalier
"East Briar's not like, a normal school, man!" Understatement of the year. --Rainbow Soul & Angus
Hey so is there a West Briar? --Miss Mental
Safe is a ... relative term at East Briar, and mystical arts are as well. --Winterstar
"Shit they should close your school, man." "...Why... do everyone say this?" "Is very nice school." "High too Eat shun" "Everyone says it because your school sounds like a hazard to the general public." --Mechadin, Clones & Duck Vermillion
"It's a super school, so anything anyone wants to take is available... if you can breathe underwater, then underwater basketweaving is a useful skill." Underwater basket weaving never comes in handy, no matter how skill points you put into it. "Well you have to make it with seagrass." --Chevalier & Fleabelly
"The school is run by ancient cult conspiracies and things from John Carpenter's wet dreams!" "No the school is run by a morally grey old man, using a TV character's name to hide from his criminal past." --Reggie & Torvo
Since when did Nigel run the school? His name might be listed as running it, but actually running it? No. --Chevalier
<Giggle> "... Molly iz really in charge ... she just doesn't let on." And if folks don't like it, she steps on the foot.. head first. --Fleabelly & Chevalier
East Briar, Hogwarts for pikies. --Passion Green
Oh... when it comes to class sign-up, Flea is looking for 'becoming a princess 101' they seemed to leave it off the curriculum last semester. "Did she mention it to the staff, it's probably an oversight." --Piffle & Linden
<Chevalier gets emergency phone call in middle of the night ...Fleabelly in concerned voice, "where do we keep the can opener? I can't find it"> "Next to the homework you never started." --Fleabelly & Chevalier
Fleabelly has a plan for next semester's classes... if there is no 'how to be a princess 101', she will write it in on the form in crayon, and show up in a random classroom with disney dvds. --Piffle
"Sir, Miss Murder just took my particle accelerator! Tell her to stop being mean!" (GODDAMN IT! NOW I HAVE TO MAKE A MISS MURDER CHARACTER! I obviously hate my life... >_<) --Kaladria Hui
-Grumbles under breath and returns to the Deathray-2000 assembly kit* " Bet there's pieces missing." It was made in China - of COURSE there are pieces missing! Absolutely, any mad scientist, or even a disgruntled one, worth their salt would be able to finish it. "Hmm... so is acme run by heroes, trying to keep the villains down, or by villains, just being villains?" --Kaladria Hui, Ameri-Cat, Chevalier & Piffle
What would mid-terms and finals be? Take over a small country? "Ah, man! Why do I always get assigned Russia?" "You were late." --Piffle, Kaladria Hui & Chevalier
<Giggle> "...Does EBI have any world domination classes?" Those who can do, those who can't teach... so do you want to learn from someone who failed at it? "Good morning class. I am Doctor Destroyer, and today I'm going to talk to you about the 'monologue'." Monologues are the mark of a good villain. --Piffle, Chevalier & Ameri-Cat
-Hands his coffee over to one of the maintenance bott's and approaches this person- If you are a student, you have attained an almost unprecedented level of detention. If you are one of the faculty, I will ensure your wages will be garnished until the ends of time itself... if you are neither, I will show you a world of pain undreamt of in your worst night terrors. Takofanes will weep for your fate. --Chevalier, taking school security seriously!
