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Pariba, you're....not an alphabetical clone...are you ok? --@Seanimusprimex
It is a very bad sign when PARIBA forgoes their clone army --@Jeeb51
Pariba! It's you! I thought that your -W- name was an emote- then I realized that is what you do! --@GentlegiantVEXX
The Supporting Cast
A baron of the Ghede Loa, Baron Kriminel has taken a fondness to Clone R, his willing Cheval. Often advising her as her "Invisible Friend" he sometimes plays pranks on her sister clones to frighten them. He's fond of the colour purple, Burnt chicken, Gunpowder rum and fine cigars. His chosen weapon is the machete and he often watches situations play out before getting involved.
Pacific Northwest Cannibalistic Forest Demon. Also called "Dzunuḵ̓wa"
More to come.
A bellydancer working at her family's Greek Restaurant ["Rhodes", in downtown Detroit.] After an attack on the restaurant and a fight with her mother, she's currently staying with Eoghainin.
Jorge Sandoval, MD.
A young doctor specializing in meta-human medicine, he is in charge of the clones medical care at the East Briar Institute's Teaching Infirmary. Originally from Albuquerque, he comes from a large family and sends money home to help out. His mother has passed away. He is a lapsed Catholic.
Once upon a time, as all old stories start, there lived a woman of noble birth. She grew up in old Persia which is a legend unto itself these days. She was trained in the art of music and dance, poetry, reading weaving and embroidery and all the other things a woman of good breeding needed to run a household. She was fourteen. She was to marry a prince and her name was Artazusta. It translates to English as "Delighting in Truth".
She came to dwell in the palace of the king, a building of delicate detail and fine mosaics, surrounded by gardens renowned for their beauty. Artazusta was much loved by noble and servant alike for her kindness and easy smile. But like all things, good times and prosperity do not last and rebellion grew in the lands of the king, until traitors struck he heart of the palace itself!
Just days before she was to marry - so the story goes- there was a night attack. One of the royal advisers, fearing for her life took the girl and hid her. He what some call a Magi, with strange powers, and hid her within the confines of an old oil lamp.
The adviser died in the fighting and the soon-to-be princess' location was lost.
Days turned to months, months to years and years to centuries. Millennia past. The tale of the battle was forgotten, as were the girl's family- even the prince faded from history.
Until one day in what is modern Detroit a young elf-maiden searching for cursed magical items to remove them from the public. She found the lamp and knowing of old stories took it to a boy from Fairyland who rubbed it.
Blue smoke poured forth, and fire with no flame, and when it cleared the princess was found on the floor, just as she had been when she was put into the lamp. A quick response by one of the children returned the breath to her and she awoke to a strange land. What she knew was discarded history though several scholars came to speak with her and write down what she could tell them of the land, language and the cultures.
Somehow the spell that trapped her kept her from age and death, and allowed her to speak the common language of where she was found. She has demonstrated several powers akin to what some might call a "Genie"- though she herself considers a Jinn something else, more of an angel spirit. The extent of her powers are as yet unknown, and she cannot, unlike the genies of legend, grant wishes.
Artazusta is a vegetarian, and attends school at East Briar Institute of Higher Learning as she works to acclimatize herself. She speaks several archaic languages and modern English.
Pariba used Therakiel's Sword! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!!! --@OhmegaRanger
"Nobody talks smack about Pari, that's illegal in 49 of the 50 states and in Puerto Rico." --@Athalius
"With a hearty arriba, /She helps out Pariba, /So she'll never be blue!" --@Thundrax
Just when you thought she couldn't get any more wtf.... Pariba has topped herself once more. --@Shaelos
Plus she's like this incredibly British nerd. --@GrimmwoodBlack
Pariba, tell us a tale of the frozen Canadian north farmland you grew up on... with your father who fell off things or had no understanding of electricity... regale us all with these tales! --@Shaelos
Pariba blew up the planet... again. "DAMMIT, PARI!" --@Shaelos & @Thathoser
Pariba is the hero we need! Pariba is the hero we deserve! :D --@Rotbelcher
So all blame defaults to Pariba. It's all her fault... the Titanic, the movie about the Titanic, that one song about the Titanic, the Avatar movie, the 4 sequels, the Pearl Harbor movie... all of it Pariba's fault. Every Terminator movie but the first two sucking, her fault. "She's responsible for so much!" Wayne Gretzky being traded to LA, her fault. So yes I could continue but as it is obvious she is the evil harbinger of change and chaos. "Nyarlthhotep?" --@Shaelos & @CuteSquirrel
Pariiiiiiiiiiiiba! Also... PARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-bah! --@MantaMan
-Snuggleloves the Pariba- --@Glass-Rose
Hey, Pariba, I have a question. If you yourself get Nom'd by a Werepari, what happens? Do you become a Paribawerepari? "I read that as a Pariweapon." Pariweapon, the strongest ultimate secret boss of them all! Stronger then Ruby Weapon and even the Diamond Weapon! Fear the Pari! ...I think we've started the Paricult. Hang on, I gotta go make a Paricultist character. --@Kurafine&@Boiled_Taspar
The Pari Bites back ( Part II of CO Wars) ^^ --@Lillysaturn
Pari creates unrealistic beauty standards for females --@Aukshtaitis
Pariba is the bestest Elder God of them all. Some might say, even more famous then Cthulu. --@Kurafine
...You say that like Pari isn't disturbing anyway... LOVE YOU PARI! >_> *hides* --@Sapphiechu
Pariba is delightfully weird. "The Acceptable and totally welcome brand of weird" --@Thebax & @Kathedral1990
Par is being sassy, help! "She is a snarky one xp" --@Netherfang & @Mr.Plush
I see yyooooooo pariaba pariba --@Olivessence
PARIBA FOR THE WIN! *throws you into the air* HURRAH! --@Generalcupcake#3330
A laughing Pariba >.> I is a-skeered --@Boiled_Taspar
Cooking with Pari, just enough evil for you- Coming soon! --@Fabijato
Also *gives Pariba a hug* --@Boiled_Taspar
Everyone, Pariba is a waifu pillow given sentience, I feel you need to KNOW --@LordWisp
I go to fight a supervillain and Pariba gets abandonment issues. *Lip wibble* --@Shaelos& @Pariba
And I get headache from Pariba *Bows, grins* "My job here is done." Ignored, another troll has been found --@Shilo#9936& @Pariba
Do ya need some ice cream, Pariba? For your troubles? "I would LOVE an ice cream!" ::Gives -O- an ice cream:: *Smashes icecream* --@Datcoconuttree2, @Pariba, @Milbereth &@esalmighty
Oops is her "I died, but I don't want to say I died, even though I did and it was horrible" --@Shaelos
Pariba steals your boots and pants, Confirmed. "Curse her sudden and inevitable betrayal" --@LordWisp &@Shaelos
POWER TROUT PARIBA "Power Trout Pariba" That's your wrestling name. --@LordWisp &@Thathoser
"I defeated the cardboard marines in a single night, I can defeat the Pari's clone girls." I would like to meet the Pari's Clone Girls... ;-) --@Australianbucket#9962&@Agro
Pariba said it. Pariba is omniscent. But only about flooring. --@Thebax
Pariba is full of curiosity and bubbliness. "More like cough medicine, tequila and sleep dep. BUT IT WORKS OUT THE SAAAME!" --@Tehlerion &@Pariba
I dunno. I've seen Pariba use 2,4, and 6. Most Millenials can't even. "Hehe. Plus Pari's considerate/mature." Pariba is actually 97, and playing from a rest-home bed. --@Thebax &@CptThunder
Oh, Pari is evil? "You didn't realize that yet?" That clears up a lot. --@Kurafine &@Menesh_Elvar
Think one of the 1st memory I have of Pari was a link to a video of some guy trying to sell off eldritch abominations. --@Deathrunner12
Pariba isn't under-rated, Pariba is the Lord God Lord King of the Universe's Galaxy over all Excistance. --@Kurafine
You know who doesn't get enough credit? Pariba. Always on in one clone or another, always positive, and if you say the name right it sounds like you're getting ready to raid a village or ...drink your liver into submission! --@MantaMan
Ah! I have made the air conditioner go! Praise me! "You have conquered the heat ALL HAIL THE PARIBA" *FLEX, kiss bicep* "And the peasants rejoiced." "Would that be her roomies?" --@Pariba, @Shaelos &@Thathoser
Pariba is easy. Parabolic. "Actually with Pari I always think of Spanish dancers. Parrrrriba!" --@Kurafine &@Menesh_Elvar
"The Great And Honourable Pariba, Scion of the True Path" --@Kurafine
GOOD MOOORNING PARI-NAM! --@Lillysaturn
EBIL PARI! Come or be destroyed! --@Fabijato
"I wonder how much exp a Pariba kill gives" *Checks the monster manual* *10xp /hp* "But Pariba's have like... 3 hp." Monster manual: Minus 10.000 XP "God damn it so fragile." --@LordWisp, @Pariba &@Lillysaturn
Wait! Pineapple? ON PIZZA! PARI IS ANTICHRIST! --@Lillysaturn