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Creepy stalking Furball. I swear this guy- he's delusional or something and is firmly convinced I am the root of all evil. He jumps out from the weirdest places and that's like, it. We scuffle a bit, I cuss him out and he runs off cackling to do it again a couple weeks later. I think he needs to find a better hobby. | Creepy stalking Furball. I swear this guy- he's delusional or something and is firmly convinced I am the root of all evil. He jumps out from the weirdest places and that's like, it. We scuffle a bit, I cuss him out and he runs off cackling to do it again a couple weeks later. I think he needs to find a better hobby. | ||
| + | '''''I ain't crazy! I have proof that the LindenMonster is EVIL! Behold: Juryrig creates a time machine in 2016, Linden travels to Vibora Bay, then the Titanic sinks! She caused it to happen! She caused the worst movie in all of mankind to be made! It was BORING and because of her all the men in the world were forced to go see it! E V I L!! THE TRUTH MUST BE TOLD! LET ME GO, SHE MUST BE STo...''''' | ||
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| Real Name: | Linden Kingswood | |||||||||
| Known Aliases: | "Greta Snook" | |||||||||
| Gender: | Female | |||||||||
| Species: | Hybrid-Clone | |||||||||
| Ethnicity: | Human | |||||||||
| Place of Birth: | Sterga's Secret Lab, Detroit | |||||||||
| Base of Operations: | Drug Distribution Warehouse, East Briar Institute | |||||||||
| Relatives: | Snookums, The Snookii Kevin, Priest | |||||||||
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| Age: | Appears 18/ 6 Years | |||||||||
| Height: | Six Foot Two | |||||||||
| Weight: | 204 Lbs. | |||||||||
| Eyes: | Olive Green | |||||||||
| Hair: | White-blonde, Waist Length | |||||||||
| Complexion: | Tanned | |||||||||
| Physical Build: | Slender, Athletic | |||||||||
| Physical Features: | No Scars, No Tattoos. Vegetarian. | |||||||||
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| Identity: | Public | |||||||||
| Years Active: | 5 years | |||||||||
| Citizenship: | American | |||||||||
| Occupation: | Glorified Accountant, Student, UNTIL Agent | |||||||||
| Education: | Fictious college, East Briar Institute | |||||||||
| Marital Status: | Taken ❤ | |||||||||
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| Minor Super-Strength, Medium Super-Speed, Regeneration, Minor Flight. | ||||||||||
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Linden Snook
The Tale of a Fictitious Woman.
My name is Linden Snook. I am entirely fictional, created on a whim as a lesson for another woman. My memories are false, and the life I remember having lived, never happened. I am the clone of a clone.
It's an awkward beginning, I admit, But I'm going to try to make the best of things...
I was supposed to replace her after a mind-wipe. That didn't work out too well as we shared her body for a while. A lot of people wanted to purge my personality implant but she went and made me my own body. Then she went kind of crazy... then un-crazy. In the years since then we've gotten along much better. I babysit her kids now and then, she's helped me out of a couple jams. She did mind control me once to bring her beer, but she's promised not to do it again. We have a psychic link; she's one of the few people I can use telepathy on.
When I was stuck in the Clone's body. There was a bit of cosmetic alteration involved. After we were separated she went and turned herself into a ginger, just for fun. She did keep the blonde hair and the rest on me, and declared me a 'half sister' to the rest of the clones.
Sterga was one of the science teachers at East Briar for a while. I heard like fourth hand there was some story about her being a reformed villain in hiding, I have no idea if that's true. The Clone borrowed one of her lairs and cooked me up in a week. She was kinda bitchy and snark ass but she did me a solid in letting me get made so I can't complain too much. She disappeared on Mars back in '13. No one ever found out what happened. I blame the aliens.
The Clone decided to have a joke at my expense and leave me as a teenager. More "manageable" that way. You can guess how well that turned out. I admit it did turn out to be a useful asset, hardly anyone wants to punch a teenage girl in the face. So I joined the gymnastics team and the cheer squad at school. You can make some 'homicidal cheerleader' jokes now, I won't mind. I mean, I did build a garotte into one of my Pompoms.
For the longest time this guy was out to get me. Pretty sure he still doesn't trust me, then again he seems to trust very few people so I guess it works out. He's a blue ribbon trained French chef, and my god can he cook. He's also a expert swordsman and is pretty sharp with a gun. There's some crazy stories about what he did before he ended up at the school, we're pretty sure he was some sort of spy. He just says he's "retired", so make of that what you will. I keep calling him "Cook" just because it annoys him. He's kicked my ass a couple times for it.
Brother Ignatius is the truant officer at the school, as well as keeping up the non-denominational chapel there. Rumor has it he's a vampire. But he's more spry and with-it then he lets on. I shot the guy once and he got right back up, so there are definitely powers there. What exactly they are is still a mystery.
Creepy stalking Furball. I swear this guy- he's delusional or something and is firmly convinced I am the root of all evil. He jumps out from the weirdest places and that's like, it. We scuffle a bit, I cuss him out and he runs off cackling to do it again a couple weeks later. I think he needs to find a better hobby. I ain't crazy! I have proof that the LindenMonster is EVIL! Behold: Juryrig creates a time machine in 2016, Linden travels to Vibora Bay, then the Titanic sinks! She caused it to happen! She caused the worst movie in all of mankind to be made! It was BORING and because of her all the men in the world were forced to go see it! E V I L!! THE TRUTH MUST BE TOLD! LET ME GO, SHE MUST BE STo...
And then I got Adopted. Actually he adopted all the clones, and I'm technically listed as one, so I got included. Virth is cool. He's an alien from the Maffei galaxy and we've had our ups and downs since the paperwork got signed but it's worked out overall. He married the Gymnastics teacher from the school, Rachel, I've known her for years. They met during Parent-teacher night, they're super cute together. I babysit his kids, he's given me a room in his house for that "normal family" feel. He's teaching me how to play the piano. I owe Virth a couple really big favours.
He's a vampiric warlock in exile from Fae. He used to work for a Viking emperor over there but they had something of a falling out. He's on Earth now to get his shit together, I met him at the Gothbar and let him have Safehouse3 to live in. As a reformed villain, he usually gives sound advice about what not to do. Cool guy. FAAAABULOUS hair. I have total hair envy. Also his daughter Beatrix is adorable! He got a job at the school as the music teacher. Amazing violinist.
Kevin Kingswood is a twin, has a brother named Keith. He's from a small town in Alaska and was part of a plot to combine the DNA of an entire superteam into two people. It's kind of hush-hush. He's teaching me guitar. We've been dating since he moved to Detroit. Things happened, we made a few possibly bad decisions in there. He asked me to marry him September '18. ...I said yes. It's been a year now, and the clones have only just realized why we have matching rings!
★ Favorite Television Show: "Murder, She Wrote" The main character is totally a serial killer- but successfully pins it on some hapless sucker each time. There's a lot to be learned from this show...
★ Favorite Song: "Sinnerman" Nina Simone- She has this amazingly powerful voice and her lyrics are just spot on. I am so sad that I was made too late to see her in concert.
★ Favorite Colour: Clover. Because... it's pretty, smells nice and makes an attractive arrangement, even if it is a common weed.
★ Favorite Food: Carrot Fritters with Cilantro and Lime. I might be a vegetarian, that doesn't mean I can't have delicious meals!
Discovered by one Python, a reluctant agent of UNTIL, while fighting phantom-like solid memories downtown, Linden has aided him [somewhat] in his investigation of a local Super-villain. Having convinced Python the villain was her father, she was worried he might kill her and that she is trying to live a "normal" life as an ordinary girl. Their paths have crossed several times.
Shortly after one such meeting Linden was on the city bus heading to her after school job as a glorified accountant. The bus passed two fighting meta-humans, was grabbed, hefted by one and promptly thrown at the other. It missed, hitting a brick wall. Linden woke in the wreck, impaled by a metal handrail. Even so she managed to escape the diesel filled bus, and aided nine surviving passengers. For this she was given a commendation by the mayor.
The commendation would have to wait for two weeks as Linden was "kidnapped" from her hospital bed, by villainous lackeys in a helicopter. They removed a large section of the hospital wall, took her and flew off. Apparently the hospital had been leaving messages on the super-villain's voice mail about her condition, and this practice angered him.
During her captivity, Linden was fitted [without her knowing] a tracking chip, identical to the ones the clones have, and a shock collar -used when she got too lippy at the Boss when he blamed her for the destruction of a delivery van, and the compromise of the Westside warehouse, when Snookums took, copied and gave away Linden's files. She spent some time with clone D there enjoying the local culture of 
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Eventually Linden was returned, mostly sound, received her commendation, and once more ran into Python, when he investigated the Westside warehouse. He was less then pleased to discover Linden was in charge... but arranged it so as his source she would not be arrested. He and the Boss fought inside the warehouse, destroying most of the crates of drugs within, and eventually caused the entire building to collapse. The Boss left, having received a... rather embarrassing telephone call from his girlfriend. Linden, watching the fight got rather high off the airborne drug residue and Python took her to the city hospital for detox and overnight observation. There UNTIL wiped her laptop and cellphone, and Python stole her flash-drive of incriminating files.?
Linden remained in UNTIL Custody for just over a year, in a witness protection program. After that time she was returned and enrolled in the East Briar Institute of Higher Learning, a school for young metas.
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Currently enrolled under the control of one Major Tom, head of Project: Ground Control. Linden is now .
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Linden recently took a year off of school for personal reasons, and tried several eclectic jobs. She repainted an unused oilrig off the coast of Africa in , as an advisor to Sigmund, an emperor in a subdomain of Fae. She provided information on the political and structures currently on Earth, and a back ground in and .
This spring she was hired to negotiate on behalf of Malva with the Roin'eish, successfully completing her mission of stopping a localized revolution of Edomic cultists and . She returned after a month in space with a commendation from the Malvan Phazor himself.
Linden has a small lair hidden under the East Briar Institute grounds. Originally some sort of storage room in the Utility tunnels dating back to when the city was being rebuilt, she's turned it into a safe [if somewhat damp] hiding spot complete with TV, Armchair, work-desk, teapot/hotplate and her own small arsenal locked in a gun-safe. This lair has been borrowed several times by hiding clones. School security knows the location and installed video cameras in the tunnels nearby, figuring she wouldn't be the only person sneaking around down there. Nighthawk has slipped in a few times, much to her annoyance.
She also has access to an unused oil rig off of , bought at an asset auction in 2016 from the company. It has been stripped of it's equipment save the bare minimum furniture and a small gasoline powered generator. It stands atop a dry test well. There is a helipad on the roof and a small boat for emergency use. Linden occasionally visits there to meditate and whale-watch.
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"Get. Out. Of. My. Kitchen." -Chevalier, EBI Chef
-Reaches his hands up and around behind his back.- "Sup with you Blonde Terror?" -John
"I do believe your sister is on smoochie date." -Han HalfFace
"I take it you are the reason our guitarist jock is missing?" "Heh. I'll let you wonder" -Han & Linden
-Snerks.- "Come on, why you denying it, he's good for you, and you good for him, the Good Boy Scout and the Bad Girl, you balance each other out." -Han, on relationships.
"I forgot your name, but you're cool with me." -The Doctor, in a burning warehouse.
Is currently frowning a bit confused.. Hidden under those goggles. She -does- look familiar.. "...Tofu girl?" -Mantle
"I knew you had them, and where you kept the various other "Tools" Of death. Hidden in the Woman's locker room and shower, Fourth Panel down from the north end of the room, 7 Panels in from the east end. Stick a screw driver down, POP goes the weasel." -La Puma, EBI Gym Instructor
"Adorable aunt Leelee" -Icarus
"What do you mean she's not a sociopath?" "No she's worse, she's a sadist, she doesn't hurt people as she doesn't know better out of lack of empathy she LOVES to hurt people, screw them over." "And who the fuck are you?" -Kevin & Michel on Linden's habits.
"Never let her pressure you into sex, that's the job of the man." -Chevalier, on Linden's BF
"...We do know you're there, you know. Glenn can smell you." "Yesss. Glenn sssniffsss Linden out. Linden sssmellsss like sssweaty hay and regret." -She-Nightbringer & Glenn
He looks at Linden's hand for a moment. Quite a contrast from having weapons drawn at him, then simply shakes it. "K's friends are my friends. He doesn't owe you money, does he?" -The Doctor
"She shot her intended in the nuts: "NO ONE MAKES AN HONEST WOMAN OUT OF ME!" -Chevalier
"All with in healthy parameters for a pregnant Stream Line Model Snooks?" -Icarus
"Yeah it is kind of funny what a crazy bitch you are." *Both honest, and teasing a friend at once, sticking a tongue out* -Han
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"I'm trying to give you enough benefit of the doubt, you won't go around offing students or staff, so it's not going to hurt anyone here." -Priest
Linden kinda looks like a hippie kid that gets home-schooled. Not an insult, just an impression. -Captain Sockpuppet
"Day dream of being a tentacle monster molesting women to your heart's content linden I don't judge." -Pooter, on Amosa, Ninadeles & hentai
-She leans back in the car seat grumbling a moment- "The next time something like this happens, do I have permission to, like, superpunch them in the 'nads?" "Yes." "Noted, thank you." -Linden & Priest, on VIPER agents
"You know how you are like 1-A's "True" Little sister, and the herd are more like "Half daughters?" "Kinda had that impression, yeah" *Not that she's likely to admit to it....at least to anyone else* -Priest & Linden, on "sisters"
"They are speaking in hushed tones in the corner." "Two... I think... Human girls." "They look busy. Probably won't notice us." "Definitely a nightclub...I think they are doing something inappropriate." -Creed & Firefox
"Oh fuck you." *Linden looked at Kevin* " I am not a ninja. Pirates are cool, yesterday was pirate day. And that's the stupidest thing ever. Ninjas are supposed to be sneaky. Sitting in a bush making dumbass cat noises is not in any way, "sneaky"." *She makes little finger quotes.* "If you don't want to know the answer to your questions honestly, don't ask me them." -Linden & Kevin, on Ninjas
"...Did... you? ....Are you? Really you?" *The clone looks startled- genuinely startled.* "BUT YOU LIKE GIRLS!!" -Clone B-792F
"Don't know why, but anime makes ninjas say "Nin nin", is the universal noise of light hearted ninjas... Lin Lin, NIN NIN FOR US." -Kevin, on Linden's new job.
