Talk:Snookii
Yay Snookii! ^_^ --FrozenViolet (talk) 06:11, 18 September 2013 (MST)
Tsonoqua@Pariba: why do I keep thinking the clones, going through life have a semi-surreal thing where people [them] randomly break out into song and dance like a Bollywood musical?
Stalwart Sentinel@SeekerOfRedemption: The magic of musicals.
1a, D [F] G H [J] K L M N P Q R S T V [W] X Z. Linden
- R is scared of iggy cause she thinks hes a vampire, she doesnt mind atlus, and likes Exitus cause she feels "normal" when hes around. R looses it ont he slightest provocation- until that happens shes pretty cool.
- H has a respect for Chev and Atlus, K is her enforcer type follows her orders. shes very social, with people other then the clones, which is unusual
[ConChat] Jalisa@Pariba: K has a General Lee [repainted] and Q just got a junker '59 eldorado. [caddilac]
[ConChat] Gardain Battlefate@shaelos: '68 Dodge Charger for the general lee
Tavar@shaelos: "This is RYAN SANTANA with the WCOC News Team! TONIGHT I bring video evidence of the MCPD"s newest recruit: Molly the crime finding Mastodon!" *video shows Molly's "enclosure"* "Housed in a state of the facility with highly trained attendants" *Z and several other clones are shown waving to the camera* "Molly has shown a veritable NOSE finding crime." "So, criminals beware, the MCPD has a new addition to its crime fighting team, and she's wants to STAMP" *video of Molly jumping up and down on what used to be an illegally parked car* "out crime. "This has been RYAN SANTANA, for WCOC. Back to you Rob." *Rob Mahogany looks to the camera* "Hohoho, well I better move my caddie from that no-parking zone, pretty quickly."
Until project designation? "Gaggle" Granfalloon" ??
clones will call safe room "Designation: Wuss" because... well.
Clones will now call Black jack@Soulstar "Potato man" ... because the potato goes in the front.
Clones will call Angus@mauler00 "Mister Cow" because black angus = cattle.
Clones will call Snowtalon@Dabbs3352 "Snowy Dargon" Dargon is R's way of saying dragon. Snowy sometimes guest lectures at EBI.
Clones will call Veil@DragonKnightX "Fluffy Dogcat" bumming this lil gem, didn't think of it myself :)
Clones will call Light Lancer@aiurdae "Zippo" because his name is "light" and he broke the sound barrier. [optional: zipper]
Wheelman@epelesker: So. I like F-777.
Aehallh@jaybee37: 777, code name "lucky" :p
-Molly/Z kidnapped Xmas from petting zoo by hunter-patriot. he takes them to Canada, but is recued by daring Mountie. They are given timbits and returned to Detroit. -Linden/lira crushed by hero-thrown dumptruck in winter,linden fne, lira broken legs. Liira cousin lyra tells Chev embaresing stories of her youth. Lirra is fine. -Purple alien rescued from Russia in spring. evades assassin sent by tamerlane. Sentanced to public service 200 years in Antarctica. Telios crashes the plane, alien runs trough jungle, rescued by the champs, returns to Detroit. -Snookums voluntarily unpowered in may, Atlus resigns. Snookums/molly kidnapped to Abu dhabi to shiek's prehistoric zoo. Snookums is found, Chev rescues Molly. Hallaby eaten by ereyops.
-H is used as bait for a deathtrap by the Humanitarian, captures Chev. He takes out Humantarain's eye, who escapes. H is missing an arm, leg and liver, but recovers soon enough. -Chev givesliira pink vespa, clones try to borrow, and are foiled. Clones help lira's training by stelthing and shoting nerf darts at her. -Acyth gets depowered in September, clones make sure she survives trip home, fiend off alien attack. Once Acyth is out of hospital hide her/boytoy in Linden hiddyhole. -Molly wanders off in November, the alien "Priest" comes to keep Z company, and an eye on the clones. He gives them useful advice over the UNTIL comm-line.
-Snookums is kidnapped with 2 visitors to Happy valley, Gil goes to EBI, gets Chevalier. Clones drive out his car and his travel bags. Chev discovers viper base in AuTrain POW/CCC camp. Snookums is under farm 5 miles out of Traunik.
-Priest discovers clones buy their toys [and lamps and blankets] from Goodwill, and buys a Barbie for each of them, sends to the school/westside. Clones squee over brand new barbies & don't take them out of the box for days!
never had a back up of this one. Fix pictures. Group-shot? Add crazy clone antics.
Clone bios for reference.
D:
Snookums Model Clone: D-337B.
Designation: D.
My name is D, and I am the clone of a clone of a local Supervillain. It's a long story, I have many sisters, and our "Dad" doesn't like us much.
I used to be a spy in his service, the Brutal Legion. I've been specially modified from my sisters. We are all slightly telepathic, but I have a mental barrier: I can separate my private thoughts and this cannot be read. It has proven very useful in my short but lucrative career. Still does from time to time. Mindreaders are more common then most people realize.
I retired a few months ago. I live in the Caribbean most of the time now, have a small cottage on the beach and my own Legion mook. I suspect he's there to keep an eye on me: one can never be too sure. I visit Detroit often to see my sisters as many of them have moved here. It's a nice enough town I supose, but I don't like the weather.
Recently I've taken up cooking. My neighbours are happy to teach me the local favorites. I make a mean jerk chicken!
I've recently started taking lessons in Muay Thai. It's tough, but very rewarding, and good for releaving stress.
I'm also a pilot, of the small fast stealth jets the Legion uses. They aren't exactly legal in Detroit, not much call to fly these days.
I'd appreciate it if you didn't stare at the scars on the right side of my face. I got pretty mangled in the course of one assignment and it never quite healed right. It had to be convincing though. I'd like to think I'm a good enough actress for that.
And if you're wondering what the "D" stands for? "Deceptive."
Favorite Song: "Dreamer" by Ozzy Osbourne
Favorite TV show: Remington Steele
Favorite Food: deep fried cassava
G:
Snookums Model Clone: G-557C
Designation: G
She might have a short temper... but she'll always keep her word.
H:
Snookums Model Clone: H-442S
Designation: "H"
H started her brief life as a clone in the army of the Brutal Legion, a clone of the clone of their leader, Lord Brutality. She soon rose in rank and became the Head-clone of Fort 13B, located somewhere in the Caribbean. She was trained as a pilot on a number of different aircraft styles.
After assisting Catbot Prime in the reorganization of the Legion security features, construction of a robotics foundry and top-rate resort for supervillains, she left for Detroit with her sister clones to aid in the evacuation of the planet from an alien menace set on pillage and depopulation.
Thankfully the alien was stopped before any real harm was done and H, and her many sisters left the LEgion, purchased several run-down appartment buildings in Westside and set about trying to live a normal life.
Of course when you're eight feet tall, can throw a semi truck like a football and are the clone of a local supervillain? Normal never quite happens...
The "H" stands for "Helpful", in case you were wondering.
She has a fondness for hats.
K:
Snookums Model Clone: K-956X
Designation: "K"
Clone K, like most of her sisters, used to work for the Brutal Legion. She has an unhealthy obsession with PBJ sandwiches.
L:
Snookums Model Clone: L-156T
Designation: L
L is mildly obsessed with Surfing. Once bitten by a shark while on vacation in Hawa'ii, she promptly bit it to death. Her sisters were quite amused and took it home as a trophy.
Occasionally she "borrows" the East Briar Institute Anti-grav sleds for moving heavy furniture around the school, and goes on a joyride through town.
She's known among her clone-sisters for being hyper and prefering knives to guns.
M:
Snookums Model Clone: M-234B.
Designation: M.
Having been convicted of helping in a 350 person massacre, attempted manslaughter, and missing her courtdate, M was off to Saint T's School for Troubled Girls. She hated the school uniform. She hated the rules. She really wanted a cigaret. She may also have gone somewhat insane. M is currently back at her old school on probation, and has joined the "Firewatch Initiative" as an afterschool program to help get her life back on track. It isn't easy being the clone of a Supervillain, after all...
Her hobbies include: Robbing banks, hugging live power cables & playing with Molly the Mastodon.
Favorite movie: The Magnificent Seven.
Favorite song: "Bank Robber" by the Clash. Fitting. :P
R:
Snookums Model Clone: R-332K
Designation: R
Clone R was brutally murdered, healed then raised from the dead: it is belived that the lasting effects of these events are what caused her problems.
R has severe anger managment issues and a very short attention span. She is very easy to provoke, and an attempt to injure someone almost always occurs shortly thereafter. She doesn't consiously mean to hurt anyone, it just happens.
Because of this she has been fitted with a shock collar to help control her in public. She is not allowed to have any weapons, or non-plastic cutlery, just in case.
R is taking classes at the East Briar Institute of Higher Learning, and is doing very well in Choral, Art and Social Studies. She also enjoys Home Economics and the beginner Fencing program they offer, but due to her problems she is no longer allowed to participate in them.
Her teachers have been very understanding.
Her favorite song is "Bacon Pancake" by Adventure Time.
Her favorite colour is Magenta.
She loves to eat Broccoli in Cheddar cheese sauce.
S:
Snookums Model Clone: S-667G
Designation: S
S is for Snerk.
S likes practical jokes, Indiana Jones, sawed-off shotguns & chocolate covered raisins. She has a Australian Blue Heeler puppy, named Max, that she saved from a local gang. She lives in Westside with 800 of her clone-sisters.
She also has a bad habit of setting explosives....
V:
Snookums Model Clone: V-423L
Designation: V
V likes to help. She's open, giving and unusually patient... compared to her sisters, anyway. She'll do what she can for you. Though.... like all of her clone-sisters her "help" is sometimes less then beneficial, even if it is well ment.
She dresses a little "nicer" then some of her sisters who tend to "run over by a car" clothing ideas, but they share everything.
She's partial to cinnamon gum, minilights, blue shoelaces and jingly bangle bracelets. She hasn't picked a favorite song yet...... and don't let her try to cook.
Z:
Snookums Clone Model: UNKNOWN
Designation: Z.
Z was once turned into a Zombie. She was killed, magically fixed and healed, losing any memories of her life as a Brutal Legion clone before the attack. She was a blank slate, given over to her sister clones in Millenium City for safekeeping.
Currently she attends the East Briar Institute of Higher Learning, and works part time at a small deli in Westside. She has a pet clone Mastodon, Molly, She's very protective of, and has made a small robotic cat named "Kitty" with the help of her sister M.
Like all her sisters, Z has a slight telepathic ability. Unlike them, Z is mute, unable to speak. This doesn't stop her from being a happy go lucky girl, and is considered by some people, the most "innocent" of all the clones.
Favorite Song: "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Iz.
General stuff goes here. YAY for crazy clones of a clone of a local supervillain! 8 foot 8 year olds in 22 year old bodies. Confusing? I think so.
- They're roughly 10 months old. 2 months younger then Snookums. With the exception of Linden, who is close to 5 months.
- Relativesare 1a[elder sister], Brutum[LordBrutality] Linden
- Clones are not American citizens, as they were "born" at a cloning facility at an undisclosed location. Only Linden, made in Detroit may qualify.
She is the spy-clone, trained separately from the others, given enhanced mental blocks to segregate her thoughts from the clone collective by the Brutal Legion Psychics. Due to this manipulation she is one of the strongest telepaths in the clone collective. She is also a qualified pilot.
She was inserted into the school clones as an undercover agent. Later she reported personally to Brutum for several special assignments- one of which he severely injured her so the others would not be suspicious. She still bears faint white scars near her right ear from this. She is the one that infected the school clones with toxic nanites and made them seriously ill [also causing the unintentional discovery of a new hallucinogenic fungus] Ms. Sterga created a cure for the clones while they were in Hawa'ii recovering.
D fled upon discovery of her subterfuge- Glenn the Telioraptor had been suspicious of her behavior for quite some time- and Brutum retired her to a small cottage on the beach in the Caribbean with her own Mook. D suspects the mook was placed there to keep an eye on her and ensure she had no contact with the legion clones stationed nearby.
Subsequently she grew quite friendly with the locals and avidly took up cooking the local cuisine. [She makes a wicked jerk chicken!]
After the Space Rock incident D took the place of M at the School for Troubled Girls- and was later was released upon Good Behaviour and Probation. She felt she owed the school clones, and this was a way of repaying it.
Currently she lives in Westside with the other Ex-Legion clones. She is taking Muay-Thai classes as exercise.
Favorite Song: "Dreamer" by Ozzy Osbourne
Favorite TV Show: "Remington Steele"
Favorite Food: Ginger beer and fried cassava
Keeping her word is important for G. Even when it involves doing something she shouldn't.
She stabbed Chevalier because of this, and as a result got the Legion clones banned from school property.
She has a very short temper.
G lives in Westside.
G needs a much longer bio, but I am lazy and have to think of something amusing for it. :P
Favorite Song: ?
Favorite TV Show: ?
Favorite Food: ?
She was the Head clone in Legion Fort 13B and her name comes from aiding Catbot Prime's schemes, as well as chauffeuring her between the bases. When the clones became concerned Catbot Prime's robotic replacements would take their jobs, and after the Space Rock Evacuation, she formally gave notice they would not be returning to the Legion.
H has short hair and a collection of assorted hats, her favorite being a fedora. She is an avid reader, speaks the best English of all the clones and is a certified pilot. She maintains a Legion Transport plane in the parking garage under the Westside apartments.
She was mentally abducted for several days by a Viper telekinetic for being a little too curious. This landed her in a coma though recovery once the Telekinetic was defeated and her mind freed, was rapid.
She discovered the Purple Alien wandering the docks and was ordered to observe her. This led to Lord Brutality stalking H to amuse himself. She spent the next two weeks without sleep in the lair of Felicia, a local Vigilante.
H has become the unofficial leader of the Westside clones, keeping them organized, clothed and fed, as well as keeping them in line. Clone K sometimes acts as an enforcer for her, particularly when other gangs are involved.
Recently shot three times by an unknown Sniper.
Favorite Song: ?
Favorite TV Show: ?
Favorite Food: Pear Gelato
Clone K, like most of her sisters, used to work for the Brutal Legion.
While the witch Severin gave all the Westside clones the magically created General Lee, K She claimed it. She is both the best suited to drive it... and executed the Duke Boys that came with it. She suspects that Ethan, the EBI groundskeeper, saw this and has taken to stalking him. She's very social, prefering none-clone company and is rather outgoing, if somewhat paranoid.
K is also the muscle for clone H, especially against the other Westside gangs. She gets things done.
Recently She was kidnapped by an escaped Meta-human convict in an abandoned warehouse. He informed her he was being paid handsomely to kill her and that her sister's lives were in danger. Shortly thereafter the Flying Dutchman broke in and rescued her, then returned her to Detroit. She was about to enter the local police station to make a report but was shot by an unknown Sniper. Currently she is comatose in the hospital in severe but stable condition.
She tends to dye blue streaks into her hair.
Favorite Song: ?
Favorite TV Show: ?
Favorite Food: Peanut-butter and Jelly sandwiches.
L is mildly obsessed with Surfing. Occasionally she "borrows" the East Briar Institute Anti-gravity sleds for moving heavy furniture around the school, and goes on a joyride through town.
Once bitten by a shark while on vacation in Hawa'ii, she promptly bit it to death in return. Her sisters were quite amused and took the cleaned jaws home as a trophy. It is now on the wall of her dorm room, beside her Longboard. She practically lives in her "Three Palms Resort " T-shirt.
She is known among her clone-sisters for being hyper, easily distractable and prefering knives to guns.
Recently she as winged in an attack by a sniper while test-driving Chevalier's new car.
Favorite Song: ?
Favorite TV Show: ?
Favorite Food: ?
M took to robbing banks early, leading a squad of nine clones in bloodless raids before vanishing into nearby storm sewers. While very capable she has a rather short temper and this has caused her quite a bit of trouble.
Involved in the raid on the bank after 'Linden's death, she was injured and with four others surrendered to authorities. Later she threw the Purple Mercenary out a dorm room window, mistakenly thinking he could fly. [He recovered fully but bears a strong grudge against all of the clones.] She turned herself in to police and while in custody at the city jail had a mental breakdown. She clawed through the wall of her cell and found a power cable- then hugged it, thinking the electricity within was her friend the "Blue Light" and caused a fire and the brownout of areas of the prison. She was transferred to a School for Troubled Girls, away from Detroit. She was not the best pupil there and often ran afoul of the rules.
During the Space Rock incident she suffered a severe panic attack and was allowed to return to stay with her sisters. Once things calmed down it was discovered clone D had taken her place.
M has a knack for robotic technology and has made several interesting items, including a miniaturized Death-ray for Ms. Sterga [also doubles as a cigarette lighter] and putting the finishing touches on Mechanicat. Recently she has made tiny video-cameras accessible by cellular phone that are scattered through the school grounds. The clones use them for remote surveillance. They're fairly sure both Chevalier and Atlus use them a well.
Because of the electricity that passed through her system her nanite-augmentation malfunctioned along her left side. Later the defective sections were removed via surgery. Her augments are now fully functional but remain in a passive role.
Favorite Song: "Bank Robber" by the Clash
Favorite Movie: "The Magnificent Seven"
Favorite Food: ?
She led a rather unexceptional life like many of her sister clones until she was kidnapped and murdered by Brutum, her body horribly mutilated. She and another were to serve as an example to the others not to steal from him. She was put back together by the Catbots, and raised from the dead -slightly too early- by her shamanic sister Sno. This may be the cause of R's later problems.
She has severe anger issues and has attacked people for little cause, usually with a knife, or whatever is at hand. Chevalier, Atlusbot, her sisters- it doesn't seem to matter. She had been asked repeatedly to stop, then locked in the school's security Quiet Room for several days when she continued. There she tried to attack Brother Ignatius, a Jesuit who works as a Counselor at the school. He frightened her into submission by claiming to be Dead. She is firmly convinced he is a Vampire.
A few days after that she picked a fight with Jay at Carl's gym, and he soundly mopped the floor with her. Upon her release from the school infirmary -and the calming drugs she was prescribed there- her actions have been slightly less violent. Her sisters doubt she'll continue to take them and have fitted her with a shock collar that restricts her access below the 18th floor. They escort her to and from classes, the cafeteria and the grounds with a modified taser and the controller for the collar.
Because of this, R is rather lonely and spends quite a bit of time by herself. She is not allowed to keep anything sharp: even the cutlery in the kitchenette has been replaced with plastic, just in case.
R has recently been kidnapped by a Voodoo sorcerer who performed brain surgery on her and imbued her with malevolent ghosts then sent her on a murder spree across town. She was Captured by "DEMON [apparently] recaptured by Atlus &co. and brought to a wizardly fortress for care and containment. It turns out there was a Loa, "Baron Kriminel" within her as well who somewhat managed to keep the other spirits in check. After the Loa was hit by hellfire from a vengeful fallen angel, thus weakening her condition. R was given emergency surgery to save her life. The full effects of this are not yet known.
A week after this in an attempt to save Exitus' soul from the fallen angel, the Loa repossessed R and slashed her wrists. She was found before she lost too much blood and is currently unconscious.
R has a brutum plushie in a too-small pink tutu.
Favorite Song: "Bacon Pancake" by Adventure Time.
Favorite Colour: Magenta.
Favorite Food: Broccoli in Cheddar cheese sauce.
S likes practical jokes, Indiana Jones and sawed-off shotguns. She has a cheeky sense of humor and is likely to mouth off with some smart remark... even if the situation doesn't call for one.
She has a Australian Blue Heeler puppy, named Max, that she saved from the Maniacs gang with the aid of some local Vigilantes. She lives in Westside with 800 of her clone-sisters. She also has a bad habit of setting explosives....
Currently S is working [with 56 of her sisters] at the "Brutal Island" Theme park.
Favorite Song: ?
Favorite TV Show: ?
Favorite Food: Chocolate covered Raisins
V likes to help. She's open, giving and unusually patient... compared to her sisters, anyway. She'll do what she can for you. Though.... like all of her clone-sisters her 'help' is sometimes less then beneficial, even if it is well meant.
She dresses a little "nicer" then some of her sisters who tend to "run over by a car" clothing ideas, but they share everything.
She's partial to cinnamon gum, mini-lights, blue shoelaces and jingly bangle bracelets.
She is a terrible cook.
Recently she was badly injured in a sniper attack while test-driving Chevalier's new car. She is expected to recover fully. The car on the other hand needs a lot of work.
Favorite Song: None picked yet.
Favorite TV Show: ?
Favorite Food: Dried marshmallows in "Lucky Charms" cereal.
She was saved by the Catbots during Blood-moon and fixed. Retains a desire to gnaw on things whenever the moon turns pink- this irks her sisters as it's usually them. She is Mute, due to her being decapitated in her zombie state and there was irreparable damage to her vocal cords. She is learning American Sign Language- but tends to communicate with gestures, notes and her text-capable phone.
She has a part-time job in a small delicatessen in westside, mostly inventory and cleaning. She is not allowed to help the customers. She spends her paycheck buying spicy pepperoni sticks, much to the owner's amusement.
With her Sister M's help and Chevalier's patronage she made Mechanicat- who the clones simply call "Kitty". Z is in charge of Molly's care, riding her around town, bathing and feeding her and occasionally spending the night in her enclosure.
Unlike most of the other School clones Z is not afraid of Lord Brutality and leaves him finger-painted fan art at his penthouse. If any of the art is ever actually seen by him, she doesn't know. She is no longer allowed to smoke anything he may give her as she doesn't react well to his special "cigars".
Her augments are in a passive role and she has no memory of her previous combat training [or anything else pre-Zombification.] She is taking self defense classes at a local gym at her sister's insistence.
Z has a pair of Brutum plushies. The one that shoots fire from it's gasmask was a personal gift from Lord Brutality as an apology for badly injuring her. She also has toy T-Rex that "RAWR"s when you honk it's butt. She was given a large clear green stone by Krioss- it may be an emerald. She likes to look through it at things.
Favorite Song: "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Iz.
Favorite TV Show: ?
Favorite Food: Chocolate Caramels
There is a definate link between Snookums and her secondary clones- not quite a hive mind, not quite telepathy. She can open or close the link between the clones, and they feel her [and each other's] strong emotions, and to a lesser degree thoughts. This is emphasised when several of the clones gather and repeat the mantra of "We are Snookums. We are one." Recently the secondary clones have become much more independent, and their individual natures are showing through- or at least to people who spend time with them. They will deliberately try to act "interchangeably" as well as putting on a "Dumb clone" act when needed. Currently there are 843 Snookii left, out of the original 1000.
- Dancing: The clones can only do "The Hustle", having watched Saturday Night Fever far too many times. They can do the "Caramelldansen" as well, but won't admit that.
- Music: The clones are not the best singers but they harmonize very well. They often warble Black Sabbath's songs usually while headbanging and playing air guitar, often while drunk.
- Chevalier [French]. The fencing master, Home economics teacher and head cook at the school. He keeps an eye on the clones, offers healthy eating options, a rational viewpoint [and spelling help] when they need it... as well as the occasional punishment. He refused them cookies for a month, the clones were very upset. He is something of a spy, has a rather mysterious past and a hobby of building robots and other useful gadgets. He helped Z build Mechanicat. Recently restored a 1957 Bel Air hardtop. It was damaged in a recent sniper attack.
- Brother Ignatius [Brother Iggy]. A Jesuit priest who works as a Counselor at the school, offering advice to the staff and students, and a cool head when needed. No one is quite sure if he has powers- or what they might be if he does- but he was unaffected by Clone R's attack upon his person with a metal cot. He has met the Loa that possessed R previously.
- Exitus. [Flappy Guy] A fallen angel that crash landed on school grounds and transformed into his human "punishment", befriended clone R. She and her sisters are trying to help him adapt to life as a human, he in turn tries to help them as much as he can. Tragically he has been kidnaped and murdered in an attempt to stop Semyaza the fallen angel- the clones are unaware of this as yet.
- Atlus [BotBot/Delibot/Deathbot 5000]. He maintains the Flight Simulator for the school, is the clone's doctor [Medibot] and keeps an eye on them, often hauling them out of trouble- much to his frustration. Though his AI is not that much older then the clones themselves he has a much better grasp on the world and the way things -and people- work. They come to him often for advice. He really wants a vacation.
- Sharren [DocAtlus]. Sharren has helped the clones on several occasions, and gone to rock and roll concerts with them. She let V stay at her house once. She has a dog, BoBo: He was the first dog the clones ever played with.
- Omnerathon [Omen, Nom Knee] a Nephilim in disguise recently hired on as the EBI school councilor. Though his association with the clones has been brief so far, his intentions in protecting them seem genuine.
The clones associate not only with the students and staff at EBI, but various people across town, and several still maintain friendship within the Brutal Legion.
The Vigilante Safe House:
- Damian the Cop. Is investigating the sniper shootings of the Westside clones.
- Brian the Ex-Maniac. His identity accidently revealed to Brutum by Snookums, Brian fled Detroit for several months, fearing retribution for the destruction of a Legion delivery van, and the eventual cracking of the drug ring.
- Felicia the Wizard. She is part of an association to defend earth from magical threats and has be instrumental in stopping the recent arrival of Semyaza the fallen angel.
- Ethan the Ex-Maniac. Groundskeeper at EBI. The clones shot him once, felt bad, and got him a job at the school. He was badly burned by an incendiary grenade and attacked by Skittles in the hospital. Clone K might be stalking him. He lives in an addition in the back of Molly's house, the mastodon likes him.
The Gangs
The local gangs have dubbed the clones "The Sisters", and usually are on guard against them.
- Maniacs: the clones know a couple ex-members, and one current member- Skittles. She was freed from a upstate asylum.
- Purples: The clones live nearer the purple gang and keep painting over the graffiti on their apartments that keeps popping up.
- Cobra Lords: Clones hang with them a lot, talking cars and booze. Ethan hired one to watch K.
- Black Aces: Not usually seen near the Westside apartments, the clones deal with them as the situation arises.
Everyone Else
- Zurine & Chompy[The Blue Fish/Fishstick. Sharkosaur]. Their longtime friend and shopping buddy Zurine is attending a different school- but still comes over to visit. They 'borrow' her nail polish collection now and then. She recently married the Purple Mercenary [Kagewoe] and the clones are hoping for Eggbabies. Chompy is her pet shark-turned-raptor via magic collar, and the clones love to fuss over him when he comes to visit. Chompy loves tummy rubs and muzzle scratchings. He's an expert at Frisbee.
- Krioss. [Shark] A Karkarodon, from the Bermuda Triangle. The Former EBI Lifeguard, he now works at the Kitty Cat Klub as a stripper on ladies night.
- Sterga [Ms.Sterga/ Ms.Lawbringer]. The former Science Department head at EBI. The clones were much in awe of Sterga while she taught there. She saved them from their own foolishness more then once, as well as from Brutum's intentions. They refer to her as "Ms.Sterga". Clone D slipped and refered to her as "Ms.Lawbringer"- leading to her eventual discovery. The clones were told Sterga was killed on Mars and they bought a nice stone monument and put a rose bush beside it. [They felt the rose appropriate as it's pretty and prickly at once.]
- Nightbringer & Glenn. [Blue Demon Boy] A fellow student. He works for UNTIL and is suspicious of the clones activities- and for good reason. He was at the receiving end of one of the clone's games [Smooch Nightbringer] and has never forgotten this. He has a collection of cursed plushies which he periodically delivers to the 18th floor as a form of plushie punishment. He may have gotten M a job. Glenn is his pet telioraptor. He's quite intelligent, can read and write as well as speak- though with a odd accent.
- Jorge: an NPC medstudent working at the EBI Infirmary studying metahumans. Is willing to do a quiet patchjob on the staff if the need arises. Tried to get Brutum to institutionalize Snookums. Recently has been kidnapped, driven mad by the Bocor, and is being treated in the Wizardly Citadel.
- Lashwandala: an NPC nurse at Mercy General Hospital. She has an attitude, and will tell you where to go and how to get there if you cross her. She tried to kill Fred the Ferret with a shoe.
- Molly is a cloned Mastodon. She's smarter then she appears, can read and write [albeit clumsily] and has been trained to be ridden into battle. She was saved from a madman set on invading Canada by Chevalier's friends, brought to the school and entrusted to the clones care. Her food is provided by a local zoo who is studying her: She's quite fond of apples. <P>The clones have built her a enclosure; it looks rather like a elephant-size doll house with a wide lawn and a fence. Molly has discovered how to beat the locks and gives herself walks around town regularly. Clone Z made her barding from thrift-store quilts so she won't be cold at night and there is a hammock in the enclosure, sometimes used by Z, but currently the groundskeeper, Ethan, is staying there.
- Dingo is a small tabby cat. She is a stray that Molly found beside a dumpster and brought to scare the squirrels from her enclosure. Dingo is rather shy toward strangers but quite comfortable around the mammoth and regularly-seen people [the clones, Brother Ignatious, Ethan, Chevalier] She often spends the night asleep on Molly's broad forehead.
- Mechanicat is a robotic cat built by Z under Chevalier's guidance in the school robotics lab and later finished by M.
There were some errors in the construction: laser beams out her mouth and questiontite claws may have been a bad idea- they were later removed. She has a toy's voice box to mew and is programed to simulate the actions of a real cat. The clones have leashed her so she does not wander off without them, as has happened several times. It upsets Clone Z. They have sewn several faux-fur "Skins" for her so if one is damaged or destroyed it can be easily replaced.
- Max is a Blue Heeler puppy. Clone S saved him from a group of Maniacs: they had the dog in a gunny sack and were going to throw him in the river. <P> S noticed, saved the dog and after a running gun battle [aided by local Vigilantes] the dog was saved. He was checked over by Doctor Katy the Vet, patched up and adopted by the ex-Legion clones. They're trying to teach him tricks- it isn't going well.
- Fred the "Fearless Ferret" is just that, Fearless. He is obviously some sort of Meta-animal. He speaks, is highly acrobatic, knows several martial arts styles and is unafraid to take on foes many times his size.
Linden found him in a parking garage menaced by a dog and took him home. Since then he's gotten around town quite well. The clones aren't sure where he came from: they found him in Linden's backpack after she went missing. He spent some time with them then left when they tried to dress him in doll-clothes... not that you can blame him.
- The School:
- The Bunker:
- The Westside properties:
- Discovery of 1a. rogue isles training. Return. Discovery of clones: Storm sewers. westside school. liquer store trick. Clones bought.
- Cooking attempt: The fungus. French dies. 1a mindwipe: creation of linden. Linden in legion. Linden in westside.
- Legion rock concert: Clones meet Sharren. Clones get new jobs: Argent, Escorting old ladies. Massacre. Destruction of westside school.
- East Briar. M builds Z a boat. Z builds Mechanicat. Defenestration: M goes to jail. Z injured by Brutum/plushie.
- Evil TC. Space Rock incident: Evacuating to the moon. M panic attack& temp. release. Zurine's wedding.
- Leaving the legion. Buying westside property. New orders. "Vigilante licenses".
- Viper Attacks! Linden kidnapped. Snookums buried/school destroyed. H is trapped. H freed, Viper takes over world via drysha gas.
- Cat Hunt. School rebuilt/ new school year begins. Following Acyth. H traumatized by Brutum. Purple dye in school shampoo. M returns: is D in disquise.
- R attacks Chevalier & Atlus. Brother Iggy meets with R then the clones. 1A gets new job, M helps. PDF base attacked & destroyed, clones pillage it.
- Exitus Falls. Luna kidnapped, R back broken. PDK retrieval: Billy dies pointlessly. Brutum gives 1a mental link for Xmas.
- R hallucinates 1a buys drugs from Brutum, takes 3/4 student body on bad trip. Clones comatose. Brutal Legion theme-park is built.
- Brutum kills 1a, clones wake up. Ethan murders Jackknife. 1a brought to Atlus' Alaska lair, attacks Z, killed by Atlus. 1a: factory reset. Imprints on Atlus. Discovers bears, calls them "Roosevelts" 1a being retaught from the ground up.
- Clones accidently summon a witch, she causes the General Lee to pop out of the TV. K executes the duke boys to keep the car, Ethan sees it. G shanks Chevalier for wrecking he car which the witch fixes. Legion clones banned from school property, new security measures implemented.
- R breaks a lamp, is punished by the clones. She is upset, runs away, is found by Brother Ignatius. Runs away again and is found by The Bocor, voodoo guy. She is kidnapped, given brain surgery, possessed by evil spirits and sent on a murder spree. Shanks Exitus.
- R is captured by "DEMON" and destroys one of their rituals before being captured by Atlus&others. Brought to Wizard Fort, held in dungeon. Loa talks, watches Evil angel. Evil angel zaps with hellfire. Bocor kidnaps Jorge the NPC.
- Loa permits R to speak, others hunt Bocor: Felicia injured. Loa speaks to healers: R is dying, they preform brain surgery. K follows Ethan around town to secret meeting, sneaks inside, is busted and gets captured. Mooks try to use band saw to remove clone mask. This fails, they let K go.
"Seven foot tall giggling girls in black on black ninja outfits are surprisingly not as sneaky as they think." -Chevalier, EBI Chef.
"Damn clones. Don't like getting stabbed." -Brutegore, Brutal Legion Bogeyman.
"Tranquilizing the clones has made my life so much easier." -AtlusBot, Clone Babysitter.