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Nepht Player: @Nepht Sorry but the S*&T I give is in another castle! Class Focus: Drunk Power Level: OVER 9000! Research & Development: Confidential Personal Data Real Name: Nepht Known Aliases: Greatest person in the history of anything ever and then some! Species: Annoying Cat girl. Ethnicity: Confidential Age: 7000 Height: 4ft 2 Weight: wont say Eye Color: red Hair Color: black Biographical Data Nationality: N/A Occupation: Egotist poking. Badger kicking. Place of Birth: 16 bit universe Base of Operations: Conquer HQ Marital Status: widow Known Relatives: Anubis, and some idiot descendant called "Gingervitus" who seems to want to make a name for himself offa her bad reputation :P Known Powers magic, super strength ,regeneration , the ability to control any machine and the power to detect generic convenience store rum from 100 yards away. Known Abilities Confidential Equipment Power Armor,Claw like weapons , Pistol like stun guns. Thinks Champions Online is best played drunk.

In a wiki full of anal retention Nepht stands alone as a burning beacon of stupidity!

DISCLAIMER! Mind bleach may be required past this point!

She has amassed vast wealth by designing weapons systems based on ancient Atlantian tech. Maintaining a respectable public image through much publicized good deeds like the building of the Greenskin to Vibora underground subway system or "fighting" crime in millennium city. She sells weapons to anyone and everyone while just managing to keep her business practices legal. Not caring of the aftermath of her egotistical and erratic actions.

Most of her evil deeds seemed to be aimed at conquering Monster Island and wiping out the local badger population. While not Illegal under international law is highly unethical. Though in recent months she has allied herself with Caliga, joined Conquer and "promised" to leave Monster Island alone in return for info that would help her defeat Takofanes and his army of undead badgers.

Caliga and Nepht having a "SG meeting" :P

Nepht hanging with her buddies and other Conquer members.

ORIGINS : Like anyone cares :I

The earliest mention of Nepht can be traced back to the Ancient Egyptian Goddess Nephthys.

Its rumored that for her part in her husband Set's murder of Osiris her own son Anubis mummified her alive and a spell was placed on her to keep her forever alive and awake.

7000 years buried alive and fully conscious has had a drastic effect on the now undead Goddess. She is now completely and utterly insane.

12000 badgers died in the building of her pyramid.

Takofanes was the one responsible for the resurrection of Nepht. Using his immense magical powers Takofanes traveled to the "16 bit dimension". A strange dimension were people trade in gold rings and shout "PRESS A" a lot in an attempt to avoid a curse known as the Quick Time Event. In this bizarre world Takofanes came across the tomb of the feared JRPG villain Nepht. He raised her from her slumber thinking he could control her like he could with any other undead. This proved to be a mistake as Nepht after a decade under his power regained her will and turned on him with a brutal uncontrollable frenzy. Almost destroying him.

If it wasn't for Albert Zerstoiten defending Takofanes for reasons unknown , the Lich would have "died" at the hands of the enraged Nepht. Zerstoiten chased her around a badly animated spooky mansion while brandishing a badger.

Some other s%$t!

At first Nepht seems to be magical but studying the data gained from the PRIMUS battle records it seems her powers stem from pure tech. We are fairly certain Nepht and all the inhabitants of her world are some sort of advanced A.I and as such her powers tend to be "context sensitive". Her main ability seems to be insane strength ( she has been noted to be able to lift a Mega Destroid and use it as a make shift club to destroy other mechs ). Though she can be "killed" the holographic nanomachines that make up her physical form will rebuild her within minutes of her demise. These nanomachines also allow her to take control of almost any machine she comes in physical contact with , coming into contact with badgers seem to nullify her powers.

She is able to rip through the likes of titanium with just her bare claws. She has the power of flight but she can only maintain it for 30 seconds so she rarely uses this power choosing to use the jet boots in her armor instead.

She is also able to exhale some of her nanobots in the form of a "locust breath" which will break down anything they touch she then inhales the locusts to repair her self. She has a minimal power over gravity and She is prone to more often using non lethal firearms than her more destructive nanobots.

She has also been seen to be able to alter gravity in various ways, the creation of force fields to protect herself and others , the ability to trap people in force bubbles and the ability to unleash massive gravitational damage. Though she can only do these feats in small bursts as they seem to attract badgers.

Unable to determine if Nepht is organic or holographic A.I due to the fact that her "nanomachines" my be akin to our universe's atoms our scientists have classified Nepht as an UALF ( Undead Artificial Life Form ). The information gained from our missions to her Universe about her origins cannot be confirmed as 100% fact as everything there seems to be an artificially created simulation . Possibly created by a race of super badgers .

Nepht is also known to hang around a place called "Ren Cen" with another player and Conquer member known as Super Penguin and hurl water balloons at passers by.

Pic of Spar by Kaiserin from Spars own Primus page.

She is also an ally of Terra Silverspar which is odd with her being a dog *cough* I mean wolf ^_^" [[1]]

Youtube vids of Nepht in action :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4P9moBkGM4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXeDS54fRGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRxxVRPjLL0

Known arch foes...and all round massive moofaces.

Dr Deflecto.

An ancient Atlantian Lich that derives her power from what she calls her " FUTURE SCIENCE \o/" Dr Adrasteia lays claims to be the creator of Nepht's artificial world and states that Nepht is a "mind clone" of herself. She has on many attempts tried to conquer the 16bit universe each attempt has been thwarted by Nepht. Deflecto ( a nickname Nepht calls Adrasteia much to her dislike ) can by unknown methods bend gravity to her will. A power that her "mind clone" Nepht has inherited. She might be a badger.

SHUT YA HOLE! SO SAYS DEFLECTO! \o/

Kaliga Kong.

Conquer's attempt to enter the video game market. During the beta testing the main antagonist Kaliga Kong became self aware. Nepht blames the hacker group LOLBADGERZ others blame the fact the antagonist is based on someone who already had a somewhat "different" personality :P.

Kaliga Kong began to clog up The Conquer Headquarter's computer with cat pictures and "your mom" jokes. The solution was to download Nepht directly into the code of the game to give Kaliga a good spleen kicking. She succeeded but Kaliga Kong managed to escape to areas unknown.

The game was eventually released but was panned by critics for not having "tank controls".

( Is updating the game improving the collision detection and stuff will post new link when update is done )

"Who the f@%k is this Gingervitus guy"

As Quoted from Smacky of the forumites :P

@gingervitos

Gingervitus the CO founder of PAIN.inc ( the front name for The League Of Evil Furries ) along with Nepht herself. Through jealously and utter stupidity he staged a coup d'État ( apparently pretentious people try this often ) with some stupidly like-minded people against Nepht's most wise leadership of PAIN.inc, forcing her from "The company". It was at this point that Nepht joined Conquer.

When asked by journalists about her removal as CEO her reply was "Major d@$k move kicking the organization's most famous player out, even bigger d@$k move doing it to your own sister!"

As of January 2014 Nepht has risen through the ranks of Conquer to become its NO 2. PAIN.inc all but disappeared ( Nepht puts it down to Ginger smelling like a wet badger ).

Ginger is now a member of Conquer ( well every SG needs its very own Cyclops :P ).

*note to anal people @gingervitos has ok'd this comedic version of actual in game events, he had to or I would have fired him in RL :P *

CREATORS NOTES : or how the magic happens.

Nepht art by Malvou

When I got hits by a drunk metrosexual ina Smart car Malvou did this awesome get well soon pic. Words can not explain how awesome I think this picture is. Malvou is just plain awesome.

SUPER POWERED DUMBASS PICTURE SECTION \o/

Nepht off duty.

Nepht at some strange now defunct gathering known as a CoH convention. ( We should have used pitchforks with those torches guys, seriously! )

File:Battle bot punchy stupid drawing of my in game buddy Battle Bot Punchy

No badgers where harmed in the making of this Primus page.