Talk:Molly the Mastodon

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Ceps@getsdcuo: *Static, and the sound of somebody whispering under their breath? Something like 'Christ, I don't think I've ever seen something eat /that/ much...' * -April 25 2016


I think this is my new favorite PDB page :) --FrozenViolet (talk) 18:36, 26 April 2016 (UTC)

I freely invite anyone to draw shiddy crayon pictures of fuzzy elephant, or give her some amusingly ridiculous comments. :)


M.I.S.S.Y.@Jaxora: "This Christmas......Share the love.......with several hundred clones? Uuuuuh-oooooh. Starring Ellen Page.....Ellen Page....Ellen Page......about 80 more Ellens Page. Matt Damon as the Mastodon...." "Critics are calling it 'Heartwarming,' 'Delightful,' and 'Delishously Wacky'

Advent Arms@LordWisp: I'm not sure it's ICCLY wise for clones to star showing psionic powers like that considering that's so untrained. By the IHA's strangle hold over laws about non Humans that's how you get them thrown Into woodchippers for the "safety of mankind." OutOfGame@TeoTheOtter: "But when news of the clones musical powers reach the ears of a corrupt advertizing agent, the question is raised if this power should be used for good... or evil!" 1-A@Pariba: snookums got high and mincontrolled a block radius people around her into thinking they were birds. it didnt end well- the original at least has proven she can diabolicly mind control people. so the clone swarm absently doing it with musical numbers might not be out of the question.

M.I.S.S.Y.@Jaxora: *R speaks up* "Sisters, we know we can control people, but......we can't control the Beat. We have to accept that and move on." *Another speaks* "No! We can't give up, not after Old Man Priest told us he believed in us!" Advent Arms@LordWisp: No but it'd probably be the IC end of them, if they are so well untrained and everything and able to mind control people around them, they'd either be contained, but that's too much hassle with the Rawr numbers they'd probably just get Decomissioned.

M.I.S.S.Y.@Jaxora: "And starrting Nicolas Cage as Priest" Advent Arms@LordWisp: Why cage, biotch his voice actor is Paul Willaims. M.I.S.S.Y.@Jaxora: will you settle for jeff goldblum "Music, uh, finds a way" Slime Girl@Crimson_Valkyrie: I'd watch it :P M.I.S.S.Y.@Jaxora: "And Mark Hamill as an ad executive.....who can't see more than green. 'So many clones......well. Wouldn't be hard to merchandize! AHAHAHAHA' " Advent Arms@LordWisp: And jax is how things like Thundrax the movie happens! OutOfGame@TeoTheOtter: He tries to force them to sing ad jingles to get them into the minds of the masses! M.I.S.S.Y.@Jaxora: "Yes, my children. Sing along.....to the song of the MIND!" I was kinda initially going with feelgood movie though. because of getting taught opera by a hobo OutOfGame@TeoTheOtter: Entire hordes of zombie-like citizens, singing catchy jingles as they shuffle into the grocery store to buy soda and chips!

1-A@Pariba: i was also thinking some of them might get picked up for modeling "superhero clothing line"- cause detroit, supers. amazonian physique, dozens of them will work for cheap.