Kitbat
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Kitbat is the most awesomest and smartest supervillain the world has ever seen! After Foxbat of course. Why? Because I said so, thats why! Look, I even was able to hack my way out of Champions Online and write up my own profile!
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PRIMUS Alert!
If PRIMUS was smart, they'd actually have an alert out for me. But, like I always say, no one ever said the good guys were smart! Oh, they have a record about me alright. All it talks about is how I robbed that one candy store, raided a few toy stores. I'm surprised they even had a mention in there of my greatest achievement yet (even though they only suspect my involvement): I turned all the students and teachers of Foxbat's School For Wayward Teenage Supervillains In Training into teddy bears right after the graduation ceremony. Now I'm the first and only graduate of the school, and there'll be no one else like me! Now, if thats not awesome, you need to get your head checked.
Affiliations
None. I work alone, though I wouldn't turn up my nose at a chance to be Foxbat's sidekick.
Character Profile
Background
If you wanna know about the Amazing Kitbat, you gotta know about Franky Fraggle. Yeah, laugh all you want, but its a good name. I was always smaller than the other boys my age, but thats only because all my good genes went to the awesome brain I have. Everyone liked to pick on me, the punks, never acknowledging my genius and how super cool I really am. Sometimes, I wanted to cry at night. But whenever I felt down, I turned to my Foxbat comics (I also have all the lunchboxes, a lifetime subscription to Foxbat Online, am the first member of the Official Foxbat Fan Club, have the bedsheets, the action figure with working ping pong ball gun and kung fu grip, and more posters than even I can count, and I can count pretty high) and I realized that if Foxbat were in my situation, he wouldn't cry over it. So, one day, I decided I had had enough.
Using my amazing intellectual powers, I convinced my parents to send me to Foxbat's School For Wayward Teenage Supervillains In Training. It was easy. I was the star pupil of course, or should have been. The kids liked to pick on me there too, and so did the teachers. Well, I showed them! Now I have a life-time's supply of attack toys handy and they...well, lets just say they won't be making fun of anyone anymore! Anyways, after graduating from the course, I designed my own supersuit. It really is the coolest thing around. I can take all sorts of hits and keep on going. Now I'm as cool as I'm supposed to be!
Armed with a bunch of different and also-cool weapons and devices, I set off to establish myself as the next-greatest supervillain Millennium City has ever seen. Someday, I hope I'll get a chance to meet Foxbat himself, and thank him for inspiring me to be as dastardly and cunning as I can, but until then, you better watch yourself!
Equipment
Sonic Gun- My trusty pistol is totally awesome! I can hit a bunch of you goons at the same time with compressed, directed sound waves. Trust me on this, it hurts.
Chainsaw- What could truly be more villainous than ripping through people with this weapon?
Munitions Bots/Attack Toys- Ripping people through with a chansaw while your robots shoot them full of holes and your teddy bears kick the crap out of them, of course!
Tractor Beam- You can hide, but you can't run from the Amazing Kitbat! Just try it, see what happens. Also, Star Trek is a great source of inspiration to me.
Jet Boots- You think I take the bus anymore? No way, I'm way too rockin' for that! I fly in style, like any genius would, with my trusty jet boots. They're also pine-scented.
Supersuit- Like I said once, its really the most amazing thing ever. After Foxbat. And after me. Shoot me, throw fire at me, try and freeze me, cast spells on me, slice me with your sword, poke me with arrows, hurl extradimensional force my way...I don't care! Not going to slow me down! Also has a handy padded pocket for my glasses and my retainer. See? I think of everything.
Dastardly Deeds
So, even though I'm kinda new to the whole supervillain thing, I've done some pretty cool stuff already! I already mentioned the candy store and the toy stores, of course, and my brilliant plan against the other students at the villain school. But can you believe it, devoted fans, there is a group of people out there who don't like me but aren't smart enough to fear me? Thats right. Those goons over at Halcyon Academy! I know their type. They're the good looking kids, the ones with all the nice clothes that mumsie and dadders buy for them, the fancy backpacks, the ones who can afford school lunches every day. They're the same ones that like to shove kids into lockers, just for being smarter than them, or give them wedgies, or steal their lunch money they only get once a week, or give them swirlies.
So yeah, I've tried a couple of times to get through to those clowns, make sure they know just how bad they are. This one time, during beta, that stuck up girl Glamour blasted me right off the side of the blimp! I wasn't doing anything wrong either...yet! Still, the point is, they're a bunch of psychos, and someone's gotta put them in their place. That someone is me. So here and now, I'm making a vow to bring about the end to the reign of terror of the blasted Halcyon Academy. For geeks, for nerds, for fan boys everywhere the world over, I do this for you!
I've also got this great plan in the works right now, really hush hush- Ah heck, I'll tell you about it anyway. Its always nice to show just how brilliant I really am! Using my awesome genius, I'm going to build a replacement Power House for Millennium City. Thats right. And instead of helping people level up, my Power House is going to take away their powers, store them, then I can come along later and take them for myself. Truly, I am the world's greatest supervillain...after Foxbat of course!
In Closing
Thank you for taking the time to read about me. Make sure when you see me around town, you ask for my autograph or fall to your knees in worship. Ladies, I'll point out I'm single here. Who better to treat you right and get you everything you've ever dreamed of than a supervillain? Now, you've been warned how awesome I am. Do you really wanna get in my way?
Mwahahahahahahaha!!!
