Difference between revisions of "Kid Ballistic"

Yes it's true, he's only 17. He's five-seven, one-hundred and sixty pounds, and handsome as the devil. What's that? You can't tell if your heart's exploding? Or if it's the building next door?

He's the Kid with No Name, the Young Gun, Master of Munitions and Duke of Demolitions. He's Kid Ballistic.

He wades through Westside, armed to the teeth, all ten of his trigger fingers itching to squeeze gunmetal. If you still have all five senses after the opening act (bombs), then you better find cover. When that fails (idiot), it really doesn't matter what you do. Between a storm of rubber bullets or that little bomb that sticks to the bottom of your car (adorable), you're completely [CENSORED]

Some complain that he's too generous with his heroic cheer. They insult him with phrases like "collateral damage" and "Kid Ballistic is a menace!". Tell that to all the damsels he's rescued, and all the cash swiftly secured from the bad guys(!). Don't look a gift gun down the barrel guys!

So give him a chance. Sometimes the difference between enmity and amity is a stiff drink and a lot of explosions. I mean, they're basically the same word anyways. Stuff starts to blend together when you're drunk and shellshocked.

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• Form-Fitting Wardrobe - "...clothing is often drawn fitting around the body far better than it reasonably should in Real Life."

• Young Gun -

• Arsenal^TM

• Deathstroke the Terminator^TM

• Hit-Girl^TM

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• Accidental Aiming Skills -

• Gun Kata -

• Guns Akimbo -

• More Dakka -

• Badass Normal -

• Superhero Packing Heat -

• Non-Powered Costumed Hero -

• Trick Bullet -

• Made Of Iron -

• Bottomless Magazines -

• Bulletproof Vest -

• Counting Bullets -

• Depleted Phlebotinum Shells -

• Disarm, Disassemble, Destroy -

• Firing One-Handed -

• Grappling Hook Pistol -

• Shoot Out The Lock -

• IKEA Weaponry -

• No Range Like Point-Blank -

• Pistol-Whipping -

• Quick Draw -

• Sawed-off Shotgun -

• Wall Of Weapons -

• Personality Powers -

• Damian Wayne^TM

• Hit-Girl^TM

• Deadpool^TM

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• Non-Powered Costumed Hero -

• Gun Nut -

• Dramatic Gun Cock -

• Firing In The Air A Lot -

• Gun Twirling -

• Smoking Barrel Blowout -

• Beserk Button -

• Upbringing Makes The Hero -

• Secret Identity -

• Where Does He Get All Those Wonderful Toys? -

• Superhero Sobriquets -

• Damian Wayne^TM

• Hit-Girl^TM

• Kid Flash^TM

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The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly | Ennio Morricone

T.N.T. | AC/DC

Libiamo ne' lieti calici (Let's drink from the joyful cups) | Francesco Maria Piave

I Don't Wanna Set The World On Fire | The Ink Spots

For Whom The Bell Tolls | Metallica

Strangers In The Night | Frank Sinatra

Anything Goes | Cole Porter

Sexy And I Know It | LMFAO

Bang Bang | Nancy Sinatra

1812 Overture | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

Don't Stop Me Now | Queen

Short Change Hero | The Heavy

The Last Gunfighter Ballad | Johnny Cash