Difference between revisions of "Kid Ballistic"

Yes it's true, he's only 17. He's five-seven, one-hundred and sixty pounds, and handsome as the devil. What's that? You can't tell if your heart's exploding? Or if it's the building next door?

He's the Kid with No Name, the Young Gun, Master of Munitions and Duke of Demolitions. He's Kid Ballistic.

He wades through Westside, armed to the teeth, all ten of his trigger fingers itching to squeeze gunmetal. If you still have all five senses after the opening act (bombs), then you better find cover. When that fails (idiot), it really doesn't matter what you do. Between a storm of rubber bullets or that little bomb that sticks to the bottom of your car (adorable), you're completely [CENSORED]

Let's picture Kid Ballistic for a moment.

Wow. What a man, right? Now, in case you want to hear more, here's a description: in a word, KB is young.

OK, we need more words.

We'll get to his arsenal in a bit. For now, the basics: KB sports raven black hair (mostly on his head), fair skin, and a slim, athletic build. Yes, he works out. No, he won't tell you where. Most of his exercise is done on the street. Running around a city, climbing buildings, and fighting crime will whip you into shape. Well, maybe not you, but it definitely works for him.

He doesn't have any tattoos or piercings (does shrapnel count?), but he's got a few scars.

See them? No? Well they're there. Most of them result from the day-to-day of gunsmithing, fighting crime, and blowing things up. Yep, his father taught him well. Wait, we're getting ahead of ourselves. Slow down, I don't like fast women. Or women with carrot tans. Or that thing they do when they shave the eyebrow and pencil it in? What the hell is that?

Kid Ballistic seems a little more at ease with himself and his weapons than others his age. He respects his weapons, and they respect him. While his peers often struggle with their new powers or their love life, KB just smiles. No, really, he has no love life and no superpowers. You wouldn't know it by looking at him though. KB looks ready to sweep Grond off his feet and wrestle the nearest girl to the ground (just go with it). And while others get hysterical during a firefight, or cower from an explosion, he simply laughs. Not because it's funny (sometimes it is), but because wanton destruction and gun porn are fun, and need to be celebrated.

See? Fun!

• Form-Fitting Wardrobe - "...clothing is often drawn fitting around the body far better than it reasonably should in Real Life."

• Young Gun -

• Arsenal^TM

• Deathstroke the Terminator^TM

• Hit-Girl^TM

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• Gun Kata -

• Guns Akimbo -

• More Dakka -

• Badass Normal -

• Superhero Packing Heat -

• Non-Powered Costumed Hero -

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• Made Of Iron -

• Bottomless Magazines -

• Bulletproof Vest -

• Counting Bullets -

• Depleted Phlebotinum Shells -

• Disarm, Disassemble, Destroy -

• Firing One-Handed -

• Grappling Hook Pistol -

• Shoot Out The Lock -

• IKEA Weaponry -

• No Range Like Point-Blank -

• Pistol-Whipping -

• Quick Draw -

• Sawed-off Shotgun -

• Wall Of Weapons -

• Personality Powers -

• Damian Wayne^TM

• Hit-Girl^TM

• Deadpool^TM

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• Non-Powered Costumed Hero -

• Gun Nut -

• Dramatic Gun Cock -

• Firing In The Air A Lot -

• Gun Twirling -

• Smoking Barrel Blowout -

• Beserk Button -

• Upbringing Makes The Hero -

• Secret Identity -

• Where Does He Get All Those Wonderful Toys? -

• Superhero Sobriquets -

• Damian Wayne^TM

• Hit-Girl^TM

• Kid Flash^TM

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The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly | Ennio Morricone

T.N.T. | AC/DC

Libiamo ne' lieti calici (Let's drink from the joyful cups) | Francesco Maria Piave

I Don't Wanna Set The World On Fire | The Ink Spots

For Whom The Bell Tolls | Metallica

Strangers In The Night | Frank Sinatra

Anything Goes | Cole Porter

Sexy And I Know It | LMFAO

Bang Bang | Nancy Sinatra

1812 Overture | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

Don't Stop Me Now | Queen

Short Change Hero | The Heavy

The Last Gunfighter Ballad | Johnny Cash