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W.E.I.R.D (Worldwide Esoteric Incident Response Department)
Sometimes you just have to get W.E.I.R.D.
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"That's weird." - Various
Leader(s): Director Floyd Flannigan
Base of Operations: The UFO
Concept: Military organisation which specialises in dealing with extraordinary and esoteric occurrences no other organisation is capable of dealing with or fully understanding.
Founded: 2013
Website: [ Click Here]
Members: Deputy Director Tamara Reed, SciAgent Beaker Stork,
If you think it's weird, then it's W.E.I.R.D.


Divisions:

Science Division (SciAgents) - Specialises in science and technology related esoteric incidents such as Nazi robots invading Poland, a rapidly expanding gelatinous blob slowly eating its way through Europe or a race of hyper-evolved games consoles which have developed higher intelligence and declared war on mankind

Mystic Division (MysAgents) - Specialises in mystic and supernatural related esoteric incidents such as a portal to hell opening up in New Jersey, an army of wererabbits running amok in Scotland or a book of the dead resurrecting history's most notorious serial killers.

Military Division (WarAgents) - Specialises in military related esoteric incidents such as an army of modern day redcoats attacking America, the rise of the underground mole people and other incidents which can only be solved with punching

Space Division (StarAgents) - Specialises in extraterrestrial related esoteric incidents such as an alien biker gang causing trouble in Texas, a lost space princess looking to find her way back home or a symbiotic alien parasite which feeds off of rage.

Though the departments exist, they usually all deal with the same stuff anyway because shit's weird and they can't figure out which one shit falls under.