The Life and Times of Power Womz
Wake up in the morning next to her Rave body pillow. She talk to it like she was dating him. She says, "Enjoyed last night, sweetums. I know you like a bloody but I'm watching my weight." She brushes her long hair for 3 hours, no kidding. Then she put it in a messy bun. She wears a punny crop top and some baggy joggers. She has a tiny bowl of cereal. Holds in one hand as she walks unto the remote. She does some lazy yoga for an hour. Says to herself, "I better have brunch." She picks up her giant hand bag. Now she's going out to munch. At the door she says to the audience, "Pfft. Just a moment everybody. I'm really happy my hubby, Rave, decided to give me my own show. It just shows how much he do cares." She flicks her hair back.
When Power Womz was in highschool before she got her powers she pushed a long haired girl infront of a school bus. Her hair and face skin got pulled off an the girl never recovered to her former beauty.
It's a sunny day outside. She leaves her apparent says, "Lemme check the keys." Womz walks with her nose in the air. Watch the pony bun wag like a tail behind her head.
more insight. Womz believes that the world revoles around her. She really established in her mind that every one stops to stare when she passes by. Let's be real, she looks lanky but she is fairly attractive. Any modern man would be happy to have her. But her personality is repulsive. She claims to need no man but she wants one and cannot understand why she cannot keep one. She has grown a passive hatred for males over time.
Big WiP
In an interview Womz explains her name. She says, "I was originally going to call myself Power Woman but then I realized it had the word man in it. And I really hate men so what could be stronger that the female womb. Yaaaas!" The audience gasps. The host says, "Wait,wait, wait? Did you just say you hate men. I'm a man." she continues in a fit, "Yes. I friggin hate men." The host cuts her off and asks, "You're a lesbian? Tonight on Nighttime Live. Famous female empowerment superhero, Power Womz has decided to come out of the closet for the first time." She says, "No. No... I just hate men. They are terrible. You are terrible! You never friggin let me talk!" The host said, "You heard it folks. Womz hate men. And I identify as a woman." Womz jump off her chair. The host says, "keep rolling. Our ratings will be through the roof."
At the end of the day Womz takes out her agression on the Rave body pillow. She punches it and screams, "I hate you!" But then she starts making up by talking to it like a baby. And making love to it, maybe.
