Ex-Humans

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The Ex-Humans are a trademark infringement suit waiting to happen. This group of villains were looking for the most balanced team of ranged, melee, and support heroes to model themselves after for a better team dynamic. That they chose to mimic the costumes as well as the team structure speaks to either their lack of creativity or their lack of concern about such things as intellectual property (or, in fact, any kind of property). On the other hand, they are villains.

From left to right, the team consists of:

Honey Badger

What? Wolverine wasn't part of the original team? Feh. Honey Badger doesn't care. That's kind of her thing.

The only member of the group not to escape, she is currently in custody and awaiting trial for crimes including aggravated assault, attempted grand theft, terrorist activity, and creating a public nuissance. She doesn't seem to care. Again, kind of her thing.

Ex-Girl

Ex-Girl provides shields and communication between team members and... that's about it. Bordering on useless in a fight seems to be both her modus operandi and her purpose on the team.

Heroes involved in thwarting the Ex-Humans' first attempt at bank (or, rather, credit union) robbery speculate that her powers may be artificial in nature.

Angela

Another nigh-useless member, Angela's power is that she has wings. They're not much good in enclosed environments. Ostensibly, she's the team scout, but the fact that scouting often involves infiltration, coupled with the fact that wings are not exactly inconspicuous...

Vizor

Team leader (and only male on the team) Vizor is smug at best and a complete tool at worst. Also, he shoots lasers from his namesake visor.

Vizor's visor and the backpack that provides it with power are in the MCPD evidence locker. It has been determined that the visor itself is a lasing device, and that it requires a lot of power to operate. The generator is destroyed beyond repair, and, as mentioned, the device is in police custody, so Millennium City has clearly heard the last of this particular villain. Clearly.

Bestial

Bestial is stronger than she looks, and she looks strong. Her main gripe is that she didn't get to pick her own code-name. Don't tease her about it.

Bestial proved to be no match for Quake, despite the hero's powers being dampened at the time. She is still at large.

Ice-Girl

Ice-Girl rounds out the team, using her ice powers to... freeze stuff. Also, shards of ice make a nice ranged attack. But mainly, it's the freezing stuff.

Ice-Girl's first known foray into criminal activity resulted in a broken nose and a severely bruised ego. The one hero she managed to tag with an ice shard, Trace, wasn't even her target. She just missed so badly she hit someone else. She's currently at large, likely sporting a raccoon mask while her nose heals.