Leonard Castellar
Contents
BACKGROUND
LONDON, ENGLAND - Two schoolchildren from the London Borough of Lewisham have had an extraordinary chance encounter with David Bowie.
Joe, 14, and Katie, 13, were stopped in the street by the legendary singer and songwriter, who they said they recognised instantly by “that great big red lightning bolt thing on his face”.
Bowie, who has recently made a comeback with his number 1 album “The Next Day”, told the children he had heard over the radio that the British supermarket chain Sainsbury’s sell 4 million jars of pickled gherkins every year.
The children expressed amazement at this fact, and Bowie agreed with them that it was a remarkable amount of jars of gherkins. Joe and Katie then continued on their way, waving goodbye to Bowie as he pretended to be stuck in an invisible box.
Katie told reporters: “It was astonishing. I’d never have thought anyone sold that amount of anything, let alone gherkins!”
A chief executive for Sainsbury’s said that he was equally taken aback by the revelation. “Even though you’re at the head of the company, actually running the whole thing, sometimes little facts like this slip your attention,” he said.
PERSONALITY
LONDON, ENGLAND - Two schoolchildren from the London Borough of Lewisham have had an extraordinary chance encounter with David Bowie.
Joe, 14, and Katie, 13, were stopped in the street by the legendary singer and songwriter, who they said they recognised instantly by “that great big red lightning bolt thing on his face”.
Bowie, who has recently made a comeback with his number 1 album “The Next Day”, told the children he had heard over the radio that the British supermarket chain Sainsbury’s sell 4 million jars of pickled gherkins every year.
The children expressed amazement at this fact, and Bowie agreed with them that it was a remarkable amount of jars of gherkins. Joe and Katie then continued on their way, waving goodbye to Bowie as he pretended to be stuck in an invisible box.
Katie told reporters: “It was astonishing. I’d never have thought anyone sold that amount of anything, let alone gherkins!”
A chief executive for Sainsbury’s said that he was equally taken aback by the revelation. “Even though you’re at the head of the company, actually running the whole thing, sometimes little facts like this slip your attention,” he said.
MAGIC
Eyes of the Exorcist: As a young boy, Leonard didn't see like other children did. He saw only what was invisible to everyone else. The truth of people and places in its most pure, most confronting form. Behind the veil of normality lies a twisted world of inner demons. A world where, if you can see them, they can see you. In this hidden world, both space and time are fractured, past and future merging into one. This power, more a curse than a blessing, has been part of Leonard's life since birth. The rose-tinted glasses he wears shield him from his bizarre and often frightening visions, allowing him to see as regular people do. When asked about what he sees, Leonard's typical answer is "An acidic clusterfuck".
Gravebound Grasp: Leonard's left hand was zombified when he was younger, the result of an encounter he'd rather forget. Years of necrosis have rotted it to the bone, leaving it skeletal and fragile. There are some benefits to the hand, however, chief among them the power to paralyze people with a touch. This touch leaves bodies lifeless, creating a convincing illusion of true death.
Marks of the Magus: A career of fighting supernatural threats has prompted Leonard to invest in protecting himself. This protection takes the form of mystic tattoos all over his torso - wards which originated in ancient Persia, utilized by the Magi to shield themselves from evil forces with Ahuramazda's divine light. These elaborate wards are designed to repel demons of all kinds, at times outright banishing them to the hells from whence they came. Few dark entities can so much as touch Leonard without bursting into flames.
Evocations and Invocations: Demonology is a complex and difficult art, one that Leonard has been forced to master. Through ritual, he can call supernatural creatures to him, bind them or banish them. There are two ways to do this. Evocation involves bargaining and threats, Faustian deals where both parties are trying to exploit loopholes. Invocation involves pleading and offering, the prayers of the faithful from the lips of a sorcerer. Despite his luck and know-how, Leonard has broken more deals with the devil than anyone ever should - He's got enemies in high places.
Sigils and Servitors: All power starts somewhere. For Leonard, it started in Sigils, arcane symbols charged with intent. Sigils are the foundation of his magic, and they can take many different forms: A painted glyph, A piece of music, A repeated mnemonic, A caricature; All are gnostic expressions, markings through which he can bend reality to his desires. Complex Sigils give birth to Servitors, intelligent magical constructs which carry out their function independently. Servitors, while sentient, rarely act outside of what they were programmed to do. They are firmly shackled to their masters.
The Chaos Current: Every event in our universe is linked through a force called the Chaos Current, known to many as Luck. The current ebbs and flows like the tide, waves of uncertainty moving back and forth in a never-ending pendulum of probability. At the centre of the Current lies a world known as Dicepool. Like the imaginal realms familiar to magic-users abroad, Dicepool embodies a concept present in Mankind's universal consciousness - Chaos. To be in tune with the Current is to be in tune with Dicepool, and Leonard's connection to this wonderland enables him to make his own fortune - or his own misfortune. His power is the power of circumstance - to be in the right place, at the right time, doing the right thing. Like the current itself, however, this power is by nature unpredictable. On good days, Leonard is a force to be reckoned with. On bad ones, he's more like a cruel joke.
Fluxfire: Leonard's lighter is also his most trusty weapon. Through any open flame, he can conjure forth Fluxfire, bright red energies derived from Dicepool's ever-changing depths. They represent Man's ambition, the power to destroy the old and make way for the new. Fluxfire is incredibly volatile, cosmically dismantling all it touches. First, the fires burn the mind. When the mind is scarred or impenetrable, the body burns next. When the body is immolated, the fires attack the soul, leaving nothing left. Despite its potency, Fluxfire kills slowly - victims tend to give up from spiritual agony long before death sets in.
Paradigm Shift: Over the years, Leonard has become adept at lying. So adept, in fact, that he can fool gods. Like the tricksters of legend, Leonard can turn supernatural entities to his favour through a process known as Paradigm Shift. This phenomenon allows a magician to alter his identity in the eyes of the divine. Through a series of deceptive spells, his aura, prayers, thoughts and even history will change to suit the viewer. Paradigm Shifting has proven essential in Leonard's dealings with higher beings, a much-needed edge in sticky situations.
Smoke and Mirrors: Smoking is a terrible habit to take up, but Leonard insists it keeps him calm and focused. There's actually more to it than that, however - magic has a habit of turning everyday objects into tools of trickery. Through cigarette smoke, Leonard can create mind-bending illusions, move objects without touching them and even vanish in plain sight. Many villains have underestimated what the chain-smoking wizard is capable of, the decision to allow a "last smoke" backfiring horribly.
STRENGTHS
LONDON, ENGLAND - Two schoolchildren from the London Borough of Lewisham have had an extraordinary chance encounter with David Bowie.
Joe, 14, and Katie, 13, were stopped in the street by the legendary singer and songwriter, who they said they recognised instantly by “that great big red lightning bolt thing on his face”.
Bowie, who has recently made a comeback with his number 1 album “The Next Day”, told the children he had heard over the radio that the British supermarket chain Sainsbury’s sell 4 million jars of pickled gherkins every year.
The children expressed amazement at this fact, and Bowie agreed with them that it was a remarkable amount of jars of gherkins. Joe and Katie then continued on their way, waving goodbye to Bowie as he pretended to be stuck in an invisible box.
Katie told reporters: “It was astonishing. I’d never have thought anyone sold that amount of anything, let alone gherkins!”
A chief executive for Sainsbury’s said that he was equally taken aback by the revelation. “Even though you’re at the head of the company, actually running the whole thing, sometimes little facts like this slip your attention,” he said.
WEAKNESSES
LONDON, ENGLAND - Two schoolchildren from the London Borough of Lewisham have had an extraordinary chance encounter with David Bowie.
Joe, 14, and Katie, 13, were stopped in the street by the legendary singer and songwriter, who they said they recognised instantly by “that great big red lightning bolt thing on his face”.
Bowie, who has recently made a comeback with his number 1 album “The Next Day”, told the children he had heard over the radio that the British supermarket chain Sainsbury’s sell 4 million jars of pickled gherkins every year.
The children expressed amazement at this fact, and Bowie agreed with them that it was a remarkable amount of jars of gherkins. Joe and Katie then continued on their way, waving goodbye to Bowie as he pretended to be stuck in an invisible box.
Katie told reporters: “It was astonishing. I’d never have thought anyone sold that amount of anything, let alone gherkins!”
A chief executive for Sainsbury’s said that he was equally taken aback by the revelation. “Even though you’re at the head of the company, actually running the whole thing, sometimes little facts like this slip your attention,” he said.
RELATIONSHIPS
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Excelsius: Wow, try hard, who cares. I oncs wrote a medical article on cardiology, basics, hacked and stolen. I can do whatevee, u cant stop me, once a victim, now a perp
Fortune: Wow, try hard, who cares. I oncs wrote a medical article on cardiology, basics, hacked and stolen. I can do whatevee, u cant stop me, once a victim, now a perp
Jangala: Wow, try hard, who cares. I oncs wrote a medical article on cardiology, basics, hacked and stolen. I can do whatevee, u cant stop me, once a victim, now a perp
Phoenix Blue: Wow, try hard, who cares. I oncs wrote a medical article on cardiology, basics, hacked and stolen. I can do whatevee, u cant stop me, once a victim, now a perp
Professor Smash: Wow, try hard, who cares. I oncs wrote a medical article on cardiology, basics, hacked and stolen. I can do whatevee, u cant stop me, once a victim, now a perp
Soldier Celsius: Wow, try hard, who cares. I oncs wrote a medical article on cardiology, basics, hacked and stolen. I can do whatevee, u cant stop me, once a victim, now a perp
Stopmotion: Wow, try hard, who cares. I oncs wrote a medical article on cardiology, basics, hacked and stolen. I can do whatevee, u cant stop me, once a victim, now a perp
Strobe: Wow, try hard, who cares. I oncs wrote a medical article on cardiology, basics, hacked and stolen. I can do whatevee, u cant stop me, once a victim, now a perp
Wicket: Wow, try hard, who cares. I oncs wrote a medical article on cardiology, basics, hacked and stolen. I can do whatevee, u cant stop me, once a victim, now a perp
MISCELLANEOUS/HOOKS
* He may be recognised as the vocalist for the industrial bands "Riot Disciples" and "Joltnuts" or from his solo career producing darkwave music under the name "Lurch".
* He does shows at the Minefield nearly every friday night, part music and part magic act, complete with dancing girls and pyrotechnics.
* He's had a lot of bad press - He's been fired from the MCPD for "acting like a psycho", his drunken brawls have been caught on camera and moral guardians have accused him of everything from devil worship to necrophilia.
* He teaches Connor Gateman, the boy they call Wicket.
* He once headed the Department of Arcane Research and Defence in Eternals, Inc.
* He owns a Vespa PX 200 with a "Hot-rod" paint job, his vehicle of choice for scooting around Millennium City.
* He has clashed with DEMON constantly, holding a very personal grudge against the organisation. Both Project Hermes and the Trismegistus Council are aware of Castellar's exploits, the latter expressing a concern for his unorthodox approach to magic.
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COMMENTS
"Wow...Leonard is so hxc..." - Strobe
"My opinions on magic notwithstanding; I cannot help but respect and admire Leonard. As a mystic he has a much more practical view on the occult, none of this show boating crap I see from others." - Jangala
"As a man...dragon, or perhaps just a dragon, I have seen many a mystic in my time, but none are more practiced nor practical than Leonard Castellar. Though he's a doofus, absent-minded, cynical, unnecessarily mean - not entirely my opposite - he's a great man with great powers. It's just his publicity that needs a few bolts tightened. His sanity, too." - Snowtalon
"lenny touches butts with other dudes" - Sir Weedlord Bonerhitler IV, Esq.
GALLERY
Pixel Leonard, started by Epelesker and finished by Edvyn
Leonard by a guy on /tg/
Leonard getting in touch with his inner self
Leonard going to church
Leonard buying a used car
Leonard by Eryck Webb
SEVEN SHITTY SONGS FOR SPELLCASTING: THE MUSIC LINKS NOBODY CARES ABOUT
1. Alien Sex Fiend - I Walk The Line
3. The Cassandra Complex - Bad Faith
4. Grim Faeries - Love Is Hell
5. Nine Inch Nails - While I'm Still Here (Genesis P-Orridge Remix)
6. Depeche Mode - Walking In My Shoes
