User:Showermonster

That guy in your Shower

"Showermonster" is a Twenty-Something Wyomingite living in California. The story behind the name involves an old tactic he would deploy in shooter games: he would throw smoke grenades into a bathroom and wait inside the smoke with a shotgun for an unsuspecting victim to investigate the 'popping' sound the grenades made upon activation. He has memory issues, collects a variety of helmets, and has headbutted eight different people on twelve different occasions. But really - he's totally a nice guy. His first RPing history came from an obscure sub-forum of a youth website of which he cannot remember. From there he did some separate forum RPing in other places and wrote some short stories before coming to the conclusion that his writing skills were getting terrible...a two year break and he started doing RP in multiplayer games. His first (and favorite)? Champions Online.

-The Mains-

Blue Pheasant: Main Hero: Masked warrior with a knack for gathering information. Currently investigating an unidentified case.

Solemn Summoner: Main Hero: Twitchy young woman who summons the ghosts of the dead. Has abandoned her old identity.

Captain Cupid: Secondary Hero: Suave Swashbuckler who uses the power of-- that's right: love (and a magic saber), to fight crime and save marriages! Currently Counseling couples.

Proud Patriot: Secondary Hero: Primus Supersoldier, Public Official, and Wyoming's Beloved(?) Hero. RETIRED.

Myriad: Secondary Hero: Alien Hiveminded Super-AI. Currently Returning to Hero Work.

Mechadin: Secondary Hero: The Neutral-yet-Brash Paladin. Currently Dick-Punching Mother Nature.

Wingman: Secondary Hero: Part Eagle. Part Fighter Pilot. Totally the best bro you'll ever know. Currently regretting his decision to eat at MacDonald's.

Delimancer: Secondary Hero: He slings meat at people. What else do you really need to know? (Page WIP)

Tiny Tornado: Secondary Hero: A Dwarf who secretes lubricant instead of sweat. FEAR HIS WRESTLING SKILLS. Currently being awesome.

The Scarlet Feather: A very fashionable Superheroine and skilled marksman. Currently wearing Fall colors.

Gol'eet the Earthborn: Secondary Hero: A stoney golem with a heart of gold. Currently growing flowers for a wedding.

Communist Mani-Fisto: Main Villain NPC: Russian Mercenary working for VIPER. Currently Dead.

-The NPCs-

Agent Othello: NPC: PRIMUS Agent. Former teammate of Proud Patriot. Enjoying his retirement in Florida.

Lady Liberty: NPC: Former PRIMUS Agent. Former teammate of Proud Patriot. Former Villainess. Currently in Rehab.

Speed Run: NPC: Superhero. Fast walking, fast talking woman with a love of justice! Currently playing a non-lethal run of Snake Eater on max difficulty.

Winter Wonder: NPC: Superhero. Former Member of 'Hammmers of the North'. Co-Operating fully with UNTIL.

Mach Mule: NPC: Running around at a very high speed, it's everyone's favorite Martial Arts Mule (He's actually a Donkey, but 'Dashing Donkey' was a lame name.)

Dogmatic: NPC: Robot canine prototype tested to replace live dogs in the field!

Ringleader: NPC: Villainess. Uses magic rings (both apparel and magically-generated cutting hoops) to fight opponents!

Pastiche: NPC: Villainess. Enjoys graffiti, and the heavy usage of lead based paint.

Arachnophobia: NPC: Villainess. Half-woman. Half-spider. All angry.

Crimson Dragon: NPC: Villain. Swordsman with a rather shiny grin.

Highland Hunter: NPC: Villain. Big Game Hunter to the extreme.

Mother Load: NPC: Villainess. Former KGB and soldier to the core.

Grimfang: NPC: Villain. Likes animals a bit too much.

-The Other Stuff-

The Gorimians - The race that created Myriad and, in turn, The Created.

Space Paladins - Cartoon show about Space Paladins doing Space things.

V.A.L.O.R. (Page WIP)

- Squad of Elite PRIMUS Soldiers.

Villains of the Day

- Information on Lesser Villains.

Changes

8/15/13 - Revised and Removed Light Brigade. He's now one of Solemn Summoner's summons. Also removed Robo Steed due to literally two years of non-use.

9/6/13 - Finally moved stuff to a new PDB! Go me!

9/12/14 - Revamped and made many pages for my characters. After more than a year, I hope it was worth the wait!

9/28/19: The Return

Revamped and made many pages for my characters. After more than four years, I hope it was worth the wait!

-- Laser Lion, Whispering Warrior and Power Punch have been removed; The former two are now ghosts called by the Solemn Summoner, and the later decided to go to college instead of being a vigilante.

-- Proud Patriot has been retired for the time being.

--Myriad is no longer a villain. It has returned to hero work.

-- Solemn Summoner, Gol'eet, Myriad, Wingman, and Tiny Tornado are all currently being updated to accomodate for the two-year gap (2017-2019) since my last playtime.

-- Captain Cupid and Delimancer didn't need any changes; they are already perfect.

-- Scarlet Feather and Sir Gallant are on hold, pending demotion or overhauling.

Other Stuff

-Yeah I'm not that productive.

Feel free to message me at Handle: @Showermonster if you want to learn more about my characters, their affiliations, or want to RP or something!

Showermonster: Does RP and chats about the weather, yo.