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The Indestructible
Flea
"Everybody's Favourite Character!"
"Flattening will get you nowhere."
"That's right, ladies: I'm Freeform."
Player:
Affiliations
Super Group
"Ready to mingle."
Rank
"No, YOU smell rank."
· Other Affiliations ·
"I'm pretty sure I'm still a member of my cheese of the month club." (He never was)
Identity
Real Name
"Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina. Mr Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina." (Dewey Donovan)
Aliases
"Let's face it: I'm lucky if anyone bothers to call me by my actual name."
Birthdate
"A gentleman never tells." (2nd April 1987)
Birthplace
"A gentleman never remembers." (Brooklyn, New York)
Citizenship
"Gesundheit." (U.S Citizen)
Residence
"Woah, stranger danger." (Millennium City)
Headquarters
"Got change for a headdollar?" (Apartment Complex, Westside)
Occupation
"Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight." (Pest Exterminator)
Legal Status
"I sure hope this is legal." (It is.)
Marital Status
"I took a Karate course once, but I broke my pinky chopping a board." (Dating the
Canadian Fist)
· Known Relatives ·
"E = MC^2." (Who cares?)
Physical Traits
Species
"Human. My mom got me checked." (Twice, even.)
Sub-Type
"Italian BLT with extra sweet onion sauce. Foot long, hold the mayo."
Manufacturer
"I've narrowed it down to God, Allah, a cosmic explosion or Satan."
Model
"I would love one, thank you."
Ethnicity
"Sorry, I just don't see people that way." (Caucasian)
Gender
"You wanna find out?" (You don't and he's male)
Apparent Age
"26 years young, a'thank you."
Height
"Optimal spooning size." (5'8" Manlet)
Weight
"Getting a little nosy there, pal." (170lbs)
Body Type
"Pink. Squishy. Ass that refuses to quit." (It's very firm)
Hair
"Everywhere." (Brown)
Eyes
"Two." (Green)
Skin
"Preferable."
· Distinguishing Features ·
"I'd hate to mention my ass again, but you can never have too much of a good thing, am I right?"
Powers & Abilities
· Known Powers ·
(Indestructibility) "Hit me in the stomach as hard as you can."
(Proportionate Strength of a Flea) "I can bench, like, all the weight"
(Enhanced Jumping) "White men CAN jump."
(Enhanced Agility and Dexterity) "Flea be nimble, Flea be quick."
(Enhanced Metabolism) "I'm on the 'eat whatever the hell I want' diet."
(Flea Sense) "I'm not saying it tingles, but it does."
('Flealepathy') "I also do this really trippy stuff with fleas."
(Wallcrawling) "Who doesn't love a little five finger fun?"
(Impulsivity) "I like to adopt a policy of leaping before I look."
· Equipment ·
(The Shrinkomatic 5000) "For ALL those hard to reach places."
(The Big Belt O' Pouches) "Sometimes it pays to be really, really, REALLY prepared."
· Other Abilities ·
(Pro Wrestling Fanatic) "I am a real American! Da da da da da every man!"
There are monoliths of human aptitude who boldly don battle gear and bravely soldier forth in the name of justice and peace. There are geniuses who harness the unlimited potential of technology to bolster and protect their fellow man from any who would threaten to harm them. There are the morally upstanding few who, infused with tremendous power, stand tall above the innocent masses and against the many varied forces of evil. Then there's Dewey Donovan.
A two-bit crook, part-time exterminator and all-around scumbag, Dewey Donovan was bestowed with all the powers of a flea when he was bitten by a swarm of the bloodsucking parasites which had piggybacked in the fur of an escaped laboratory labrador he had taken in. Originally hoping to use his newfound power to make a fortune in the world of crime, Dewey was dismayed to discover that he was incapable of using them without becoming a slave to his base instincts. He was even more dismayed to discover that his base instincts often compelled him to do good instead of evil.
Resigning himself to his new life as a reluctant crimefighter, Dewey became the Indestructible Flea, bringing his own 'unique' brand of justice to the streets of Millennium City and running his mouth off all the while. Though he still gets the occasional urge to pocket a priceless diamond or keep a stolen purse, Dewey is quickly realising that doing good might not be so bad. Whether or not he can permanently change his ways and become a legitimate hero, however, remains to be seen - especially with his crooked past haunting him at every juncture...
Did Someone Say Exposition?
"So, you wanna know a little somethin' somethin' about everyone's favourite bloodsucking parasite, huh? Got nothing better to do? I mean, no judgement, but come on: why not visit All-Star's page again and call it a day? Wait, no, don't! Fine, you win. Get comfy and close the porn tabs: this'll be a long one." - The Flea
Powers That I Can Do
Stuff I Have
Weaknesses I do not have because I'm a man
Did somebody say "Sexy Nude Pictures"?
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Slammin' Tunes to Fit the Mood
Hey, You! Not You! You! Have We Met?
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Kiss My Ass and Inflate My Ego
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