The Flea
(Proportionate Strength of a Flea) "I can bench, like, all the weight"
(Enhanced Jumping) "White men CAN jump."
(Enhanced Agility and Dexterity) "Flea be nimble, Flea be quick."
(Enhanced Metabolism) "I'm on the 'eat whatever the hell I want' diet."
(Flea Sense) "I'm not saying it tingles, but it does."
('Flealepathy') "I also do this really trippy stuff with fleas."
(Wallcrawling) "Who doesn't love a little five finger fun?"
(Impulsivity) "I like to adopt a policy of leaping before I look."(The Big Belt O' Pouches) "Sometimes it pays to be really, really, REALLY prepared."
There are monoliths of human aptitude who boldly don battle gear and bravely soldier forth in the name of justice and peace. There are geniuses who harness the unlimited potential of technology to bolster and protect their fellow man from any who would threaten to harm them. There are the morally upstanding few who, infused with tremendous power, stand tall above the innocent masses and against the many varied forces of evil. Then there's Dewey Donovan.
A two-bit crook, part-time exterminator and all-around scumbag, Dewey Donovan was bestowed with all the powers of a flea when he was bitten by a swarm of the bloodsucking parasites which had piggybacked in the fur of an escaped laboratory labrador he had taken in. Originally hoping to use his newfound power to make a fortune in the world of crime, Dewey was dismayed to discover that he was incapable of using them without becoming a slave to his base instincts. He was even more dismayed to discover that his base instincts often compelled him to do good instead of evil.
Resigning himself to his new life as a reluctant crimefighter, Dewey became the Indestructible Flea, bringing his own 'unique' brand of justice to the streets of Millennium City and running his mouth off all the while. Though he still gets the occasional urge to pocket a priceless diamond or keep a stolen purse, Dewey is quickly realising that doing good might not be so bad. Whether or not he can permanently change his ways and become a legitimate hero, however, remains to be seen - especially with his crooked past haunting him at every juncture...
Contents
Did Someone Say Exposition?
Powers That I Can Do
Stuff I Have
Weaknesses I do not have because I'm a man
Did somebody say "Sexy Nude Pictures"?
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Slammin' Tunes to Fit the Mood
"These are the songs I like to sing in my head when I'm kicking ass. Sometimes I sing them out loud. Most times I don't."
The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)
Cypress Hill - Insane In The Brain
LMFAO - I'm Sexy And I Know It
Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me
Tiny Tim - Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight
They Might Be Giants - Can't Keep Johnny Down
Three Bad Jacks - Crazy In The Head
Hey, You! Not You! You! Have We Met?
"I'll let Swixer take over from here, since I've just found a ping-pong paddle and am about to go cray-cray."
- The Flea is notorious throughout Millennium City's street level superhero community due to his annoying personality and lack of self-control, both of which tend to make their jobs a lot harder.
- Dexter Pest and his band frequents Sherrera's Bar, playing mediocre music and drinking free beers.
- The Flea frequents Carl's Gym, bragging to others about his fighting talent and taking on challengers.
- The Flea has his own online blog, which provides laughs to a number of his fellow heroes as they mock his very existence.
- The Flea is an avid video gamer and can be found online under the screen-names "xxxXXXxxxkill3r_no_scope_fleaxxxXXXxxx", "I_luv_boobs696969", "Nanny McFlea", "Boneatron3000", "Sexy_Guitarist_Boy69" and "XXXx00KILLER00xXXX". He frequently gets banned for pestering his fellow gamers, asking female gamers for their age, address and phone numbers and having an unsportsmanlike personality.
- The Flea frequents various online messageboards and forums, usually posing as a fan of himself and posting topics about how amazing he is.
- The Flea is an honorary member of CABAL and claims to be a member of the Moonlighters (he isn't). Neither team returns his calls.
"Okay, I'm back. I accidentally put too much ping in my pong and wrecked my paddle. Did I miss anything? You comfy? Need me to get you a glass of water? No? Let the party continue!"
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