Difference between revisions of "The Flea"

"Everybody's Favourite Character!"

"What more could you ask for?"

"That's right, ladies: I'm Freeform."

Super Group

"Ready to mingle."

Rank

"No, YOU smell rank."

· Other Affiliations ·

"I'm pretty sure I'm still a member of my cheese of the month club." (He never was)

Real Name

"Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina. Mr Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina." (Dewey Dunst)

Aliases

"Let's face it: I'm lucky if anyone bothers to call me by my actual name."

Birthdate

"A gentleman never tells." (2nd April 1987)

Birthplace

"A gentleman never remembers." (Brooklyn, New York)

Citizenship

"Gesundheit." (U.S Citizen)

Residence

"Woah, stranger danger." (Millennium City)

Headquarters

"Got change for a headdollar?" (Apartment Complex, Westside)

Occupation

"Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight." (Pest Exterminator/Dog Groomer)

Legal Status

"I sure hope this is legal." (It is.)

Marital Status

"I took a Karate course once, but I broke my pinky chopping a board." (Dating the Canadian Fist)

· Known Relatives ·

"E = MC^2." (Who cares?)

Species

"Human. My mom got me checked." (Twice, even.)

Sub-Type

"Italian BLT with extra sweet onion sauce. Foot long, hold the mayo."

Manufacturer

"I've narrowed it down to God, Allah, a cosmic explosion or Satan."

Model

"I would love one, thank you."

Ethnicity

"Sorry, I just don't see people that way." (Caucasian)

Gender

"You wanna find out?" (You don't and he's male)

Apparent Age

"26 years young, a'thank you."

Height

"Optimal spooning size." (5'8" Manlet)

Weight

"Getting a little nosy there, pal." (170lbs)

Body Type

"Pink. Squishy. Ass that refuses to quit." (It's very firm)

Hair

"Everywhere." (Brown)

Eyes

"Two." (Green)

Skin

"Preferable."

· Distinguishing Features ·

"I'd hate to mention my ass again, but you can never have too much of a good thing, am I right?"

· Known Powers ·

(Indestructibility) "Hit me in the stomach as hard as you can."

(Proportionate Strength of a Flea) "I can bench, like, all the weight"

(Enhanced Jumping) "White men CAN jump."

(Enhanced Agility and Dexterity) "Flea be nimble, Flea be quick."

(Enhanced Metabolism) "I'm on the 'eat whatever the hell I want' diet."

(Flea Sense) "I'm not saying it tingles, but it does."

('Flealepathy') "I also do this really trippy stuff with fleas."

(Wallcrawling) "Who doesn't love a little five finger fun?"

(Impulsivity) "I like to adopt a policy of leaping before I look."

· Equipment ·

(The Big Belt O' Pouches) "Sometimes it pays to be really, really, REALLY prepared."

· Other Abilities ·

(Pro Wrestling Fanatic) "I am a real American! Da da da da da every man!"