"Seven foot tall giggling girls in black on black ninja outfits are surprisingly not as sneaky as they think." --Chevalier, EBI Chef.
"Tranquilizing the clones has made my life so much easier." -BotBot, Clone Babysitter.
"Be they frilly coats or bombs, the clones seem to like things with buttons ..." --Piffle, TV star. Clones are Diehard fans!
"Just don't remind 'em that the vanilla extract has alcohol in it. Last time they smelled like Christmas cookies and puked on my cat." --Chernobyl
"Give the clones a flashlight and they'll find a kill setting." "Yeah, hold it backwards and club people with it." --Chevalier & BotBot on Clone Ingenuity.
"The antics of the clones are like an act of god ... you just watch from a respectful distance, enjoy the show and hope it don't knock over your house." --Piffle
"...And all that money will go on candy and ammunition for the clone... *sighs* ...more mess for the MCPD to deal with." --Aiko, Afterschool Club Member.
"Never underestimate the clone sisters when it comes to them getting something they want." --Chevalier
"Yeah, man. They're the girls who look like the other girls." --Mutt, Awesome Werewolf Band Guy!
"I'm certain they are insane." --Doc Giger, Grumpy Scientist
"I don't even wanna know how much they eat." --Mad Rune, Crazy Scottish Wizard
"What form you have to file when us involved?" "B-23: Bioweapon" --Priest & the Clones, discussing paperwork.
"Listen, have you SEEN them? They're like, eight feet tall or something. If the government doesn't give him money, it's a huuuge negligence." --Nightbringer, on Clone Adoption.
"You're going to learn to tune them out. They're like adorable felony incurring sanity sinks." --C.D.
-Deadpan- "Those three words: Snookum's containment protocol." --Ice-Heart
"Clones, seriously, Buzz Buzz is one of the cutest things I've been called. Thanks." --MindHive, Wasp Lady!
"...Crowd. Of Cloned Clowns. .. say That three times fast." --Hieratic, on clone Halloween costume selection.
-Chittering- "I am amused whenever someone cusses they say 'Bad Word'." --Black Mantis.
~She's just a Westside clone... trying to make it on her own.. something something midnight train going anywhere...~ --Wonderbolt, singing.
....West side sisters-----she's been livin' in a west side woooorld~Something something something Billy Joel, something something something something something. ~Thass whattayam~ --Miss Mental, Singing.
"Project Stein? Project Awakening? When will VIPER work on something useful, like Project Cloned Supermodel?" --Random Brickbuster.
"Remember kids "If life gives you lemons, kick him in the nuts and say 'I WANTED A BEER, BITCH!!'" --Chevalier, Insane Frenchman.
"And just like that, world domination was prevented by DVDs of My Little Ponies." --O'Connor
"They're like 2. But they're clones, so....it's complicated. I think they've got like...the bodies of 19 year olds." --Miss Mental, Telepathic Teen!
-Is fairly sure the clone is joking- "Snookums?" --Winterstar from Wyoming
"My god, he is raising a private army." --Roger the Duck|, on Clone Adoption.
"That is good, I am happy for all of you and sympathetic to your Father." --Chevalier, on Clone Adoption.
"Sometimes, when they won't listen to reason, for a normal child you could give them a time out, but it won't work on super powered clones. so I had to improvise "Time out" Methods..."
"Teach me your ways. It'd be nice to have a way to reign in the clones when you're not around." --Priest & Zarek Nightwood
"Ack, I used anyway twice in one sentence, and my grammar had to be corrected, the clones-they are infectious!" --Brenda B.
"Would be extremely discouraging to openly deny the clones some leeway and -faith- in their abilities." --Mad Rune, AKA. "Mister Moo"
"Keep cover. Stake later. Still, good job." *Is for once complimenting a clone~!* --Zarek Nightwood, Monster Hunter
"I actually trust the girls to use good judgement, and respect their curiosity and sense of fun." --Mystech
"I feel a disturbance... It's almost as if a large amount of people all blinked at once and then went silent..." --Ephrael
You could START a bottle rocket dueling club. --Miss Mental
Oh, and Girls, please understand that the Mystical Dueling Club is not about shooting bottle rockets at each other while shouting Harry Potteresqe Latin. --Sarah Quinn, EBI Magic Teacher
"The communicator device is right next to my ear. Can you tone down the screaming?" --Irios
Haha yeah, the clones are cool. --Rainbow Soul, East Briar Student
You're trying to talk sense into the Snookii. Man, that's cute. If hopeless. --Angus
-Chirps- Unit designated CYI request authorization to organize Unit designated Unknown Females / Skynet Faction into command structure? --CYI, Happy Killbot
Girls, don't go to the roof, the dragon will get spooked. And would you people -please- stop calling referring to them 'per clone.' For some reason it sounds horribly inappropriate. --Angus
"I guess you could say they're kind of like bioweapons?" "Yes, Programed with forty ways to kill the person in front of them at any situation, but VIPER made them to be disposable storm troopers, they didn't feel much about giving them "Life skills"." --Starlet & Priest on Clone Origins.
"As are you girls. We are kindred spirits in so many ways." --Mystech
"I've seen the clones go to a CobraLord bar, and start juggling motorcycles in the parking lot, people in town know full well what the clones are, and just how many ways they'd kill them with their bare hands... while you are oblivious of the clones, everyone else is fully aware of the Seven foot killing machines. We normies of the city, all know just what the "sisters" are capable of." --Bill
"VIPER, when distraught over heroes finding ways to smash their new "Terminator" Kill droid of the week, thought "What would super soldiers fare better" And Ergo, we have the clones." --Priest
Everybody's quick to bitch about Priest and his issues with controlling the clones. But I ain't seen one of you, supposedly experienced world-weary people come up with a viable solution that does not involve euthanizing them. --Angus
"This is why their adopted father is lucky he has a cybernetic liver or the amount of bottles he goes through would kill him." --Friend "Pooter" Computer
"When you're seven feet tall, nobody IDs you." --Mystech aka "Mister Goodbar"
"You girls are the sort kidnappers return after five minutes with a twenty dollar bill strapped to your forehead and a note that says 'You can keep them' stuffed in your pocket." --Duck Vermillion
You're doing it because you've all horribly misunderstood the concept of "Roofies" --Neuroshade
"Is that bad?" "No Girls, you are joys to be around." --Clone G & Sarah Quinn, EBI Teacher
Well, they've got the mentality of four-year olds with an Einstein brain in each of their gullible little noggins. --Angus
"I certainly don't mind that suggestion! We artificials are like unto a tribe, after a fashion, are we not?" --Mystech
You're a great big family. ...of personalized natural disasters. --Angus
I want to hang out with the clones, now. They seem fun. --Lou
That's because I don't rightly care what happens with the clones. Either they'll be put in line one day, or they'll do something bad enough one day it'll force others to do it. --Zarek Nightwood
See? When are the clones ever wrong? --Lou
"You girls set one foot near the UNTIL files and I'll set the rest of you on fire." --Duck Vermillion
If you add them together, they're like three adults. --Lou
"Are you guys really arguing for clones with the minds of four year olds going to see naked women and guys?" --"Auntie Epphie"
-GASP-.... Comically overlong gasp. This is one intense gasp.- CongaAUGH! -air whoosh followed by a crash-" "...Ugh... Congrats!" --Mister Mutt
"Ya mean, they went alla way to Vegas fer a Shotgun wedding?" --Permafrost
Well. Let me ask a question to the Snookii, yeah. ARE YE OUTTA YER BLOODY MINDS FER FUCK'S SAKE!? *huff, huff, huff* --Angus, on Clone Marriage
"Last man standing goes to the moon Girls.. OW... their Dad hit me." --The Dread Pirate Red
"You never mentioned they had a mage like that. If I had known that, I would have brought my gear with me. He possessed the Clone. And she shot me. Twice." --Artifist
"The Clones are good minions, but often get distracted with the Spear leaping feat, and fly into the walls. --Eoghainin
They have a swear jar. It's uh, They're doing it wrong, yeah. --Miss Mental
"Very much so! My fellow artificial sapients are rarely incarnated so cutely." --Mystech
Evil test tube baby. --Britannia
Girls, I don't think your actual age is really a ... good measure of your maturity. How many of you are married now? "Wait. Three-to-five year old clones? MARRIED!? Yeesh." And the Broodling is an excellent mother to her own broodling. --Sarah, Nightfrost & Ember on clone marriage
"... QUICK, WE HAVE TIME TO STOP THE SHOTGUN WEDDING!" --Auntie Ephi
"And this is why the Clones still count as among some of the better heroes on the planet." --Dread Pirate Red [AKA George]
Listening to this man will most likely lower your IQ and common sense girls. --Safe Room
...Yer one of them kids w' imaginary friends that can flip trucks, ain't ya? --Punchin' Judy
Well whatever your origin story is, just go a bit easy on the Kid-Clone-Thing, alright? They've got the collective heart of a warrior. "And a collective head full of rocks." --Wight & Duck Vermillion
"The clones aren't exactly playing with a full deck. Remember the bug incident, Red?" "Cause they are like five." "That doesn't make it better, Red! I had to spray her down with fire. Twice!" --Duck Vermillion & Red
"Stop, yes, I get it. Tacos and Kittens are great. Now Answer the question!" Think you just found out? *Gasp* *Giggling Clones* "You devious... clonelings!" --Nightbringer, Flashdrive & Clones
"Red. Educate your clone daughter." "Not my daughter! And you go back to setting women on fire." "It was for her own good." --Duck Vermillion & Red
"Ah, their naiveté amuses me immensely." "In all fairness, these are children." "It still amuses me." --Cyberstrike & Count Murcielago
"What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of you getting punked by a bunch of clones." --Duck Vermillion
Nothing's wrong with being a clone. I specified them to clarify they're not in the "bitch" category. --Miss Mental
"Cause you kept barraging me with texts, till I fixed it... all eight hundred of you... thank gods for unlimited data plans." --"Hippy"
"The clones laugh at my misfortune. Such villainy." --Nightbringer
"For Glorious Future of Clone-istan!" --Boogaloo
"CHEF! ONE OF THEM CRAZY ALPHABET GIRLS WANTS TO TALK TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!" --EBI Student Chef
Do not tell the clones that. They would fill the auditorium with baking soda and bring in a tanker truck of vinegar... I almost want to see that... --Chevalier, on the EBI Science Fair
I just.........dammit! Once a dang month! Stupid goshdang clones.......[her voice sounds a bit odd. like she's holding her nose for a nosebleed] --Miss Mental
"Anyways, I'd rather you didn't bust my kneecaps. I kinda need those." "Oh fine" "But just cause us likes you." "Good clone people." --Nightbringer & Random Clones
Uuuuuh what ...Priest? Are these particular clones assassins? --Miss Mental
We are decanting children. This is a strange and glorious world. --Bosenkraz
"Did the clones just discover what prostitution is?" --Irios
"Der clonez are childish" --Fräulein Freiheit
"Clones are Both, Twenty One, Sixteen, and Five all at the same time, and Trained with at least Seven ways to kill someone with their thumb. Bit of booze won't do them any Harm." --Jasmine Brady
"Christ almighty. It's kinda creepy when they do it all at once." --Auntie Ephi
"They are so smart when they shouldn't, but when you want to instigate a bit of fun, they draw a blank." --Han HalfFace
"Of course they are. They're the type of uncool clonepeople who'd prefer ninjas over pirates." --Nightbringer
"I'm happy for your family, and I now have a means to ruin Linden's life with her sisters." --Han HalfFace
"I can't understand anything you say. Sorry." --Kenseijin
"Can I make confiscate you shirt?" "If you were older clones, I'd be asking if you were just trying to see me shirtless...sending a link." "But you am like 10?" "No him 12." "Him a bazillion because him an elf." "I'm 90, yes." --Clones & Han by the pool.
"The data We- I have on them indicates they were two when I last interacted with them." "We five now." "It was an interaction concerning muffins." --Myriad & a clone
"......Clowns?" "Clones; a re-creation of an individual or individuals." They are homunculi. "For a comparison: a copy of a painting is a copy of a painting. a clone is a copy of a person." "They're complicated." -- Lonesome Lich, Myriad, Doctor Viro & Danger Ma'am
"If you girls have it your way, I'll be going around as Conan won't I?" --Han HalfFace
Science is mostly just alchemy with weird words. --Doctor Viro
"Do not kidnap him." --Tracer
"Zugegeben. But I hav to question getting children involved vith tzis. Zuperheroing and fightink bad guyz iz nothink for tzem. Too Dangerous." --Fräulein Freiheit
"Hello, Clones." --Han HalfFace
"I don't care if it looks fizzy and yummy green, stop drinking what they give you in the laboratory!" --Chevalier
'Well, Snookumses are loud ... but are nice! ... very clever fingers for scritches and such. Biggest litter I have ~ever~ seen!' --Fleabelly, to another cat
-Messes around with his police scanner to see if he gets that frequency with a thousand girls speaking with the same voice- --Roger the Duck
Black Mamba is heard laughing. "I got the clones to cuss! VICTORY!" --Black Mamba
"And for your information, it will take more than the casual encouragements of a little rabble rouser like you to get me mad, at my daughters." "You heard that, Snookums old gal? He called you a rabble rouser!" --Priest & Crack
It taste like fuzzy chicken nugget. --Captain Caffine
"I do not see how you would do any worse. And yes, I say that not moments after you agro'd an entire castle with a battlecry of Batman." --Wyvern
"You tell him, Snookums, he doesn't get you. Tell him he's not even your real dad." --Crack to a clone, about their Father.
"Sounds more like she is a liability to the safety of your fellows and should be put down for the good of the community." --Ivik, about a particular B model.
"she's... an early prototype model, the girls are numbered of A-Z based on the 'Batch'. Each subsequent batch had the flaws of the former removed. There are only two surviving A's... the trouble child is a B... Each progressive model gets more and more 'Advanced" You should see the Z's, you'd hardly tell she was a clone super-soldier designed by Viper for mass destruction. Of course every model after the A's was made on a lesser budget, so the B's had flaws the original didn't, as they were, well, 'Budget' models. They got better as they refined them as time went on. I believe the H's were the pinnacle of the cycle." --Priest on the various models.
"Kinda worried 'bout what made 'em violent. Yer clones ain't so savvy wit' th' bloodlettin'. Makes me wonder iff'n someone tampered wit'em." --Ivik
"She should be in jail for the premeditated murder she is planning on your sister. But if I send her to jail, she'll Four oh Four and cease to have high level thought..." --Priest, on a B model.
"I love my sisters dearly but some of them just aren't all there, you know?" "Yes and some are extra not there." --Clone K & Red, discussing her sisters
"That sounds like a bad joke ... 'a clone walks into the cafeteria door ... the second clone opens it first'" --Fleabelly
"BECAUSE... you girls are insufferably ... special." --Priest
Yeah, uhm. She's apart of a big batch of like... Hundreds of clones made for combat, or something- Hi. --Auntie Ephie
"She claimed Earth's Space craft were protected by Corbomite." --Pooter
Well, Okay. I guess you sound trustworthy... Don't let me down! --The Galah
And all those faces are looking at you, they're like: 8D. This is what it's like: 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D. I be like "nuuuuuu"
"Back away slowly, they must all be on drugs!" --The Dork Knight Returns & Redline
"I caught one swallowing a bit of irradiated material on a dare... a bullet shot, won't even phase them.. They just say the irradiated bar they swallowed gave them a stomach ache." --Priest, on clone snacking habits.
We ALL know the clones only like mac and cheese and bullets. --Little Gun Girl
"Auntie Ephie has spoken, shhhhhhhhhhhhhh." --Ephrael
...Do you have a name, scary laughter? "We are One" "We are Many" "We are Snookums" "You will" "Fear us?" Oh God, I... wait... Snookums? Seriously, your name is Snookums? --The Galah & Several Clones.
"It's not so much an insult, but some of the more troublesome clones have indeed engraved themselves a nice seat in hell. Virth is hopping he can teach the clones empathy, some are resistant to training, so he is trying how you parent a sociopath. If they don't want empathy, you teach them fear of Punishment." --Varinhall, Jedi Master
"....Kay" "we go am draw straw now" "...Pffft... You doofuses." --Clones & Ephie
So, how many of you are there, anyway? --The Galah
"Yeah, she's a part of a big ol' batch of clones" "You know, I had questions. But now, not so much. Good on you, number 23." --Ephrael & Apoch
-Snerks down at Wylda.- "You choose that timing deliberately, You and your I R good clone, act." --Jasmine Brady, to W.
"That secret identity is paper thin, really. I mean, I would prefer to keep it a while. I like being around children. They make me feel less evil." "This is good. And we do not think you Thaaaat evil. Not hardly at all!" --Mr. Goodbairn & Clone on his alternate persona.
"They will put me in the car, put cuffs on me, sack on my head, drive me to any free church at the soft threat of violence." "Why would they take you to a church? The wine there is reserved for ceremonies only, I think." "I... may or may not be dating one of their adult siblings." --Ferrum & Nightbringer
How's...clonetown? "Please. Clonesylvania." --Miss Mental & Mystech
-She Snickers- "But they REALLY like dey guns" Yes, they do. Enthusiastic, persistent and very, very ineffectual. --Liira & Chevalier on clone hobbies
Am I the only one who gets rather terrified of how muscular some Heros look? I mean I know that I've said this before, but geez. "Just because us am can bench press semi-truck is not mean we too muscular!" Noted. "That's because you are like half giant girl clones." --Saferoom, a clone & Nightbringer
"I now know who feeds the Clone's Busy Body Streak." --Ferrum
Should have left those two in their tanks a little longer... *Shakes his head and heads inside to make some phone calls* --Chevalier on a particular L & J.
"Okay, can I, like, buy exemption from the swear jar? Because if all the soap eating and whoopings I took didn't clean up my language, this won't either" --Mutt, being thoughtful.
"Hello. I just take Exception to him hijacking one of the... softest clones for his humor, When he clearly materializes willynilly when it suits him." --Han, on R's invisible friend.
I feel like Michael while the clones are both Sonny and Fredo at times. --Chevalier
"There was a herd of clones inside five minutes ago... now there's just the herd on the yard... I am scared." "Referring to groups of clones as herds is offensive. Please refer to them as clusters, or groups." --Legion & Nightbringer on the Clone-swarm
"This is America, the land of Free Speech, and I am using my speech to freely drop nuclear F-Bombs in order to free others!" --Mutt, on the reason the Clones have a Swear Jar
"And the ssspawn." "The what?" "The ssspawn. The Snoookumssspawn. Sssnookumsssesss sssem to breed hatchlingsss fassst." --Glenn & Crack on Clone Babies
Go, shoo, I have to work. --Chevalier, about Spring Break
Stealth Clones: The world will never be safe again. --Exitus
"Fooockin" "Fockin" "Hee" "Foooooockin" "I think I'm teachin yer clones how t'cuss in Irish slang" --Several clones & Black Mamba
-Screams in pain from being shot- Bozhe moy, ty, chert voz'mi, zastrelil menya, bezumnyy ublyudok! --Toxic
Well they are like pesky pets aren't they? "Some. Depends on the clones, or the models. Or the clone models. The clodels." --Nightbringer & Chevalier
"He ain't got nothing better to do. Also, stalker dad syndrome. I can't believe people actually use this thing." --Crack, on Hero Radio via Clones and Priest's relationship.
Send in...the clones; Those laughy, daffy cloooones… --The Loot Critter
So the clones took finally over? I for one welcome our clownish overlords...(sounds right?) --Nuna Plar
"Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh." --Chevalier
"From my information that comm belongs to a whole host of clones" *Snickers* --Ishmael & Blue Fox
"French, why do canuckistan have thanksgiving too early?" "I do not know. However your instructors have told me to tell you to write out a three page report on why that is. Enjoy." --A clone & Chevalier
"Who the hell would leave their kids to the care of the snookumses?" "Some crazy mofo, no doubt." --Brad & Quinlan
While there is potential amusement in watching the bott's try to shoo the toddlers off the ceiling with brooms, I have to get some sleep. --Chevalier
-Another clone- "Red? RED?? Did you make bring us space ice cream?" "You can't make ice cream out of methane, if I need to slap you all like a skit comedy to make you learn that I will." --Snookums & Red
"The snookumses are so weird..." *Says Crack, whom despite having as nearly as much meat on her mouth as the clone manages to speak quite nicely.*
"You girls are exciteable." --Lu-Kris of House Ren of Clan Dai.
-More scuffling, sputtering and "PANCAKE LOVE ME! PANCAKE APPRECIATE WHO I ARE AM! I GOING TO MARRY HIM NOW!" and the comm goes "thuk, fzzzzz”- "Well that just happened... " "They.... are very very excitable...." "I can tell.” --Clone F, Victoria Salanova & Priest on clone boyfriends over Hero Radio.
“Why.... why... why...” He storms off... he can enjoy a bit of humor, down to Wotty's refabricator, he makes up a giant foam sword, like a nerf sword, weevil shaped nerf sword...then comes back into his office where he left H and BOP ...on top of the head. “...That's cheating!” *H just cracks right up*"I will dub this sword, Webel, the Weevil blade of Snookums control." --Priest, Clone H and a large foam sword
Ooh boy someone ate paint chips...oh! *Gets excited* Is it a self learning AI at the developing stages?? "Wait wait wait. *Who's* the self-learning AI at the developing stages? Might be able to hook SOCRATES up on a blind date." "Heh!!" "Not Quite, close, More like if said AIs were put in organic bodies, and then forgotten about." --Bee Sting, Blue Fox, Ishmael & Priest
"Also in case of a "Klun" got married bothering something, the Clones vary drasticly across the collective, Some like Killer her are as developed and mentally adapt as their looks Imply, but the ones normally on the coms, are some of the “Youngest” of them mentally. Wylda the married one is like Killer here... and Wotty is another alien from my home space that is on Earth.” “Wotty is like our uncle, he's pretty badass. “Also he can survive my sister's cooking, which says something.” --Priest & Killer on aliens and clone sapience
"I am your father, I am allowed to Patronize and Guilt at my leisure, young lady." "Wait, really? Hey Capes, is that true?" --Priest & Killer discussing family values on the Hero Radio
"I don't care if it's gone, we're still getting out of here." "What about the snookums?" "Screw the snookums." --Crack and Nightbringer, on Mars
If Molly, Rin Tin Tin here and the clones have a spelling bee, I don't think the clones will do so good. --Chevalier
"Hippy vipers." *More giggling* "We're imagining VIPER goons with long hair and weed pipes now... thanks clones" --Clones & Cacophony
The average checklist for starting up a plane takes several minutes at the minimum. Do you honestly believe they would wait that long when they could just push some buttons and go "VROOOOM"!!! *Makes a takeoff gesture with hand* "Heh... yeah okay, they like the vroom." --Chevalier & Helpful, on Piloting
Did they you out of the tanks early? "...Yes. Why? There was a problem with our batch, the tank malfunctioned. We decanted three days ahead of schedule! I dunno why. Why do you ask?" Explains much. *starts locking down the armor so it doesn't "somehow" end up with certain young ladies trying to wear it* "What do you mean? What does it explain?" *They would try it on for size, yes.* Your love of coffee. *Arms the "anti-clone" device and ushers the clone out of the Machine Shop* --Chevalier and a chatty G model