Category:Bestial

Take a good look at your average swordmaster, your black belt martial artist, your highly-trained acrobat. You know what they all have in common? They're compensating for the fact that they don't have claws, fangs or monkey tails. You're an animal, and you love the hell out of it, you scrappy bastard! So the next time someone looks at you and asks if you're house-broken, make sure to bite their face off, laugh and ask if they're face-broken.