Spookmatter

APRIL 6TH, 2017, 11:13 AM

HERE I COME, CONSTANTINOPLE
Most people, they'll say.. They'll say, you know, that we should all follow our Will,
our destiny, whatever you call it. But I'm in no fucking kindergarten am I? Not to be needlessly rebellious,
being a great chef, or an auctioneer or a seal-trainer or whatever is absolutely, completely, without a doubt,
quite alright. Very decent.
But when Mama makes you for the one purpose of being some kind of supernatural cult enforcer, well, to HELL with you, mom!
Yeah, bitch, I'm a fucking descendant of the DRAGON! So are you, you're my mom, but I'm a fucking man and you're a woman!

And yeah that's moderately sexist but that's the world we're living in, baby! This is America!

APRIL 6TH, 2017, 23:52 PM

EDIT:
Ah shit, how do I delete stuff on a typewriter..
Shouldn't write this stuff on ketamine, I'll get in trouble with the media..

APRIL 7TH, 2017, 07:01 AM

I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

So who am I? Spookmatter? What does that even mean? Shit, last I checked,
Spookmatter was something you got on your perineum! Well..
I'm a special circumstances occult consultant. That mean's I'm like all the other magic people,
Witchcraft, whomever, whatever, except I'm completely out of a job, except for when a few special
SOMEONES
screw something up major, and need some really obscure and esoteric magic to save the day. Wicked, right?

Yeah, but like I said, mostly out of a job. People prefer Witchcraft. Suspect it's cause of larger breasts.
That, and she's not a registered sex offender, but you know, the point remains..
I got other ways of supporting myself. I've been legally advised to not discuss exactly what, but it's way cooler

than anything those mainstream, oligarch-ball-licking prostitutes up in the Champions HQ does. That's for sure.