Leonard Castellar
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BREAKING NEWS
LONDON, ENGLAND - Two schoolchildren from the London Borough of Lewisham have had an extraordinary chance encounter with David Bowie.
Joe, 14, and Katie, 13, were stopped in the street by the legendary singer and songwriter, who they said they recognised instantly by “that great big red lightning bolt thing on his face”.
Bowie, who has recently made a comeback with his number 1 album “The Next Day”, told the children he had heard over the radio that the British supermarket chain Sainsbury’s sell 4 million jars of pickled gherkins every year.
The children expressed amazement at this fact, and Bowie agreed with them that it was a remarkable amount of jars of gherkins. Joe and Katie then continued on their way, waving goodbye to Bowie as he pretended to be stuck in an invisible box.
Katie told reporters: “It was astonishing. I’d never have thought anyone sold that amount of anything, let alone gherkins!”
A chief executive for Sainsbury’s said that he was equally taken aback by the revelation. “Even though you’re at the head of the company, actually running the whole thing, sometimes little facts like this slip your attention,” he said.
BREAKING NEWS
LONDON, ENGLAND - Two schoolchildren from the London Borough of Lewisham have had an extraordinary chance encounter with David Bowie.
Joe, 14, and Katie, 13, were stopped in the street by the legendary singer and songwriter, who they said they recognised instantly by “that great big red lightning bolt thing on his face”.
Bowie, who has recently made a comeback with his number 1 album “The Next Day”, told the children he had heard over the radio that the British supermarket chain Sainsbury’s sell 4 million jars of pickled gherkins every year.
The children expressed amazement at this fact, and Bowie agreed with them that it was a remarkable amount of jars of gherkins. Joe and Katie then continued on their way, waving goodbye to Bowie as he pretended to be stuck in an invisible box.
Katie told reporters: “It was astonishing. I’d never have thought anyone sold that amount of anything, let alone gherkins!”
A chief executive for Sainsbury’s said that he was equally taken aback by the revelation. “Even though you’re at the head of the company, actually running the whole thing, sometimes little facts like this slip your attention,” he said.
BREAKING NEWS
LONDON, ENGLAND - Two schoolchildren from the London Borough of Lewisham have had an extraordinary chance encounter with David Bowie.
Joe, 14, and Katie, 13, were stopped in the street by the legendary singer and songwriter, who they said they recognised instantly by “that great big red lightning bolt thing on his face”.
Bowie, who has recently made a comeback with his number 1 album “The Next Day”, told the children he had heard over the radio that the British supermarket chain Sainsbury’s sell 4 million jars of pickled gherkins every year.
The children expressed amazement at this fact, and Bowie agreed with them that it was a remarkable amount of jars of gherkins. Joe and Katie then continued on their way, waving goodbye to Bowie as he pretended to be stuck in an invisible box.
Katie told reporters: “It was astonishing. I’d never have thought anyone sold that amount of anything, let alone gherkins!”
A chief executive for Sainsbury’s said that he was equally taken aback by the revelation. “Even though you’re at the head of the company, actually running the whole thing, sometimes little facts like this slip your attention,” he said.
BREAKING NEWS
LONDON, ENGLAND - Two schoolchildren from the London Borough of Lewisham have had an extraordinary chance encounter with David Bowie.
Joe, 14, and Katie, 13, were stopped in the street by the legendary singer and songwriter, who they said they recognised instantly by “that great big red lightning bolt thing on his face”.
Bowie, who has recently made a comeback with his number 1 album “The Next Day”, told the children he had heard over the radio that the British supermarket chain Sainsbury’s sell 4 million jars of pickled gherkins every year.
The children expressed amazement at this fact, and Bowie agreed with them that it was a remarkable amount of jars of gherkins. Joe and Katie then continued on their way, waving goodbye to Bowie as he pretended to be stuck in an invisible box.
Katie told reporters: “It was astonishing. I’d never have thought anyone sold that amount of anything, let alone gherkins!”
A chief executive for Sainsbury’s said that he was equally taken aback by the revelation. “Even though you’re at the head of the company, actually running the whole thing, sometimes little facts like this slip your attention,” he said.
BREAKING NEWS
LONDON, ENGLAND - Two schoolchildren from the London Borough of Lewisham have had an extraordinary chance encounter with David Bowie.
Joe, 14, and Katie, 13, were stopped in the street by the legendary singer and songwriter, who they said they recognised instantly by “that great big red lightning bolt thing on his face”.
Bowie, who has recently made a comeback with his number 1 album “The Next Day”, told the children he had heard over the radio that the British supermarket chain Sainsbury’s sell 4 million jars of pickled gherkins every year.
The children expressed amazement at this fact, and Bowie agreed with them that it was a remarkable amount of jars of gherkins. Joe and Katie then continued on their way, waving goodbye to Bowie as he pretended to be stuck in an invisible box.
Katie told reporters: “It was astonishing. I’d never have thought anyone sold that amount of anything, let alone gherkins!”
A chief executive for Sainsbury’s said that he was equally taken aback by the revelation. “Even though you’re at the head of the company, actually running the whole thing, sometimes little facts like this slip your attention,” he said.
BREAKING NEWS
LONDON, ENGLAND - Two schoolchildren from the London Borough of Lewisham have had an extraordinary chance encounter with David Bowie.
Joe, 14, and Katie, 13, were stopped in the street by the legendary singer and songwriter, who they said they recognised instantly by “that great big red lightning bolt thing on his face”.
Bowie, who has recently made a comeback with his number 1 album “The Next Day”, told the children he had heard over the radio that the British supermarket chain Sainsbury’s sell 4 million jars of pickled gherkins every year.
The children expressed amazement at this fact, and Bowie agreed with them that it was a remarkable amount of jars of gherkins. Joe and Katie then continued on their way, waving goodbye to Bowie as he pretended to be stuck in an invisible box.
Katie told reporters: “It was astonishing. I’d never have thought anyone sold that amount of anything, let alone gherkins!”
A chief executive for Sainsbury’s said that he was equally taken aback by the revelation. “Even though you’re at the head of the company, actually running the whole thing, sometimes little facts like this slip your attention,” he said.