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Oh HEEEELLLLLL yes boys and girls, fiends and fillies, behold and prepare to be bedazzled for you have come to the place to learn more about the regeant of rock, the king of calamity, the kaiser of chaos, the maestro of mayhem, the sultan of sound, Doc Rock!

The Low Down

SO! You want to learn more about the great Doctor himself kiddies! Excellent! I'll tell you all I can. For starters, he is the most rockin' thin to happen to science. Doc Rock started like most scientists, he went through school, he went through graduate school. He got his PHD in boring sciences. Really though, he did it all because of boring parents you see. They wanted him to be all respectable. But he got an idea right. He figured out a way to use his science to harness the power of wave form distortions, amplify them, and manipulate them on a quantum level. By doing that with his patented resonance amplifier, well, he could actually weaponize any sound. And when you're weaponizing any sound, you may as well do it with some ROCKIN' tunes. That's why what he started with a guitar.

Of course once you have a guitar you need to kick it up. Doc realized that the only thing better then a figurative axe is a literal. He installed a vibro-blade into his guitar-axe and did some martial training. Sure, he ain' one of those leaping ninja types, but he can rock your world up close or at far harnessing the power of the resonance amplifier.

So that is the Low Down on the Doctor.

Known Accomplishments

The Doctor has pulled off a number of heists. Sure, occasionally those heroes come in and stir up the party, force him to abandon his target at times. But the show is always magnificent. When he is not operating with a team, he makes his own. He's been known to show up with his stylish crew of robot helpser, Drummer, Bass, Rhythm, Keyboard, Vocals, Backup Vocals, and Guitar. Each one has unique abilities and powers, though he only deploys them when he must, hey! Robot upkeep is expensive kiddies. 'sides if the ol' Doc took everything he had into the fight then it wouldn't be interesting would it? Heh HEH!

On top of making the Resonance Amplifier, and his bitchin' attire, the Doctor has also pulled off a few noteable heists. For example, he was the one who stole Lars Ulrich's car. Let's face it boys and girls, the guy can drum but retribution needed to be had for St. Anger, and he got the random roll of the die.

One time he got together with an AWESOME band of gents. The Bad Company, except they weren't known as that at the time. Anyway, these crazy cats heisted a damn flying plane, and escaped via SUV drop! Them bastards really know how to throw a party. Doc's lookin' forward to playing with them again.

So, boys and girls, keep your eyes peeled for the next Doc Rock Gig, it's certain to be big! Heh HEH!

Gear

Resonance Amplifier

This big heavy backpack is the backbone of the rockin'. It doesn't just amplify sounds, it instills quantum resonance in any sound vibration that can be employed to a wide variety of tasks ranging from damaging blasts of sound to kinetic barriers. Also has a built in laser light show, cigarette lighter, and, of course, it plays music.

Guitar

This axe is not just an axe, it's an axe. It hooks up to the resonance amplifier where the Doc can feed in the sounds that control the whole system through special programmed chord recognition. Once the resonance feed from the guitar is outputted from the amplifier, that's where the magic starts boys and girls. Of course the guitar is eqiupped with both a vibro-blade and a kinetic blade. The later adds ahella kick to the axe, you know, in case the Doc doesn't want to cut someone up, but I want to send them flying. Did you know that attacks with strong knockback are 100% more epic? Did you? I didn't think so, heh-HEH!

Other

I can't give away ALL the Doctor's secrets, I mean where would the surprises be! I do know he has an nifty bullet-resistant vest on. His lab coat is pretty bitchin'. The Doctor is pretty good at improvised technology, and likely has specialized gear for any need he has. Be it a hover board or specialized equipment for playing a guitar underwater. So keep your eyes peeled boys and girls!