Difference between revisions of "Kobain's Harem Quest"

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  kobain

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  Mousey Millennia

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  Suno Susu

First Scene

The Hallways of Hell

Kobain Speaks, "Highschool... never went to it. Still I am the smartest man alive. But why can't I understand women. See I'm years above my grade at the college that I go to. Generally I don't need it. I'm above all these sub humans at this school even the teachers. But they tell me I have to get a degree in other to get my desired job working for Mr. Rave. But to me it's a prison. See I don't ever swim in the kiddy pool but they treat me like a little kid. All these college girls seem to be interested in one thing. And it's guys like those stupid brick heads over there. They can't seem to pay attention for like 5 minutes before getting distracted like jangling keys Infront of a baby. College for the gifted more like college for the wealthy. Half these student don't even deserve to be here. If they knew who I was and had the money like Rave all of these losers will see. Im top shit at this dumb school. I'm the king! All of these B's should worship me!"

Millennia cuts him off at his locker. "God dammit Kobain you're talking to yourself again. Are you trying to embarrass me? Pretty soon I shouldn't be seen with you. You're going to get me kicked out of the popular B parties. And I'll end up like you... Kiddo.."

Kobain responds, "Well fine then! Go be with your stupid bimbo friends. Who cares about the Anti-Vax anymore? And you know what I always thought you were as dumb as those girls. Rave did right in sending you here. Your powers involve tech but you chica, you are an A typical idiot."

Millennia with hells fire in her eyes, " Wait what did you call me! You, little, worm! No wonder you have no friends! You are a smart mouth know it all little snake! I'm going crush you!" She says while strangling Kobain. He begs, "Uncle, Uncle." Then stops to smile, "You know what Im kinda enjoying this." "Ew." She replies sighs then talks calmly, "Look, I'm still your friend and all but this place is hell. I might as well enjoy what I can. You know I never got to go to school just like you. This is my final chance to be a popular girl. Stop thinking about yourself for once and let me have this one okay. Maybe I will be able to find a nice girl dumb enough or mean smart enough to date you. Just let me do this. We have a big sleep over party tonight. Girls only."

"Okay fine, I'm sorry about the things I said go have your party." Kobain exclaimed and shuts his locker. Millennia pinches his cheek and skips away with some other girls walking by.

Alone thoughts bubbled in his mind "BiG Sleep OVER party! Girls only... Girls.. Only. Girls sleeping with girls. GIRLS ONLY!" He said, "Boy I better get into that party." And starts laying out the blue prints to his infiltration scheme in his mind.

The basement

Now to do any logical thing a genius would do. Call up the boys. The only two people to show up that afternoon to the garage. Speed, a preppy mathlete and Alphonso, foreign exchange who has the looks, swag but way to nice and clueless to understand when girls are hitting on him. Kobain starts, "Gentle men. You know why I called you here. Tonight is the night and we are going balls deep in this." He points on the project screen of a cheerleading squad. "Hm," Alphonso replies with a quick node and then remains silent. Speed raises his hand. "Speedy, well what is it." Kobain asks like a nerd. Speed ask, "I thought you said there was going to be Calculus and Analysis in Number Theory?" Kobain responds, "Yah, Analyse deeznutts... Jessica ha, band squad remove the glasses and you have a solid ten. I'm talking redhead freckles and you know what they say about redheads. And those bracers..." Alphonso interrupts, "Her mouth look a like-a she haf the face of a train." Kobain continues, "Yes Alphonso she does have the mouth that could swallow a train." Speed raises his hand. "What Speed you don't have to raise your hand all the time. Just F in talk for Christ sake. You know what maybe this isn't gonna work out." Speed says, "Okay sorry, yes a brace player. That means she most have a lot of lung power." Kobain replies,"Yes! My man that's it. This is why we are here who knew you had it in you!" "Hm", Alphonso replies and nodes just like before. Kobain sighs thinking this is going to take a lot of work.

The Stake out.

All dress like sexy occupations they sit in the bushes across the street. Kobain explains, "See no guy, "All we need to do is just wait until the girls get bored. In a hour knock on the door with alcohol. Use Alphonso as the face and boom, we're in." Speed calculates, "My estimates say the girls will be drunk in about 15 minutes 5 more after that and they will be begging do anything to us." Kobain interrupts, "Correction they will be begging for some other dudes but we will be only ones there, blurred vision plus half a brain equals me brain." The Alphonso nodes. "Is that all he does." Kobain asks to Speed. 30 minutes in the look out they spot some football jocks approaching. "Shit." Kobain replies, " "This is going to blow my plan wide open. Jessica was it that S I bet she called them here. Alphonso you are the face so I can't get it bruised. I'll take my bat and go for there knees. Speed you throw some dirt in their eyes Alphonso go in without us. We'll high tail it and then. You'll let us in after we lose them. And will lock the doors and turn the music up."

The Plan

Kobain and Speed distract the other guys but fail to initiate an attack out of fear. Alphonso rings the doorbell sees them about to get beat up so leaves the alcohol on the front step of the sorority house. "Aye, leave my friends alone!" He says as he approaches. A jock ask if it is some kind of F convention and the bullies laugh. Kobain seems disappointed that he didn't follow through with the plan. Alphonso is the fittest of the nerds but not body builder just average and tall. Plus they are out numbered by one. Alphonso gets punched in the lip. "No, my face!" Kobain screams, "You SoB!" Then hits the guy in the nuts. Speed gets picked up and a brawl begins. "Oh no they got speed" Alphonso shouts and dives at the other guys. Just at that moment Jessica comes out and saw part of it. She interpreted it as Alphonso being a hero. She also tell the jocks to get lost she was mad at them for being rude to her all the time and told them not to come here but they did anyway.

In

So Alphonso is lead in and the 2 others follower kobain grabs the alcohol. They were going to kick them out but Kobain had alcohol so the girls looked at each other. And decided to give them a chance. Millennia's jaw dropped to the ground at the site of Kobain entering the party with alcohol. A girl said, "Mousey nickname for Millennia, your friends are here." "No... I do not know those guys." Millennia gasped. Another girl laughed, "Really they are kinda sexy." Then went towards them and the alcohol. Mortified she froze for a while looking at them chatting it up. Kobain exaggerating his skills in the fight that just happened. And the girls seemed impressed. Most girls flocked around Alphonso but he just sat indifferent and quiet. It didn't matter he was foreign and hot. So they start drinking and Kobain is bragging about how he is a superhero and works with superheroes. But he has no powers so he exaggerates even more. Jessica tends to Speeds bruises. He sinks into the soft chair like a toothpick. "So, why do they call you Speed?" She asks him then quickly follows up placing a finger on his lip. " You don't need to answer that." And she leads him upstairs.

Kobain watches for below like, "Holy shoot I need to up my game." The he pinches it into turbo mode. Variable out comes of every action flys infront of Kobain mind like the meme. He manages to make it with more than one girl that night. Wasted drunk Millennia grabs him and pulls him a side. "You SoB! I don't know how you did this but if you screw me over as a result. I wouldn't need my tech arrows to punch a hold through your neck!" Drunk he replies, "Come here, come here. You are right about those girls. You are way better than them... You don't ever have to be like them to be cool. I liked you as just Millennia, quiet girl for the Detroit slums. Your my bestest friend." Then her attitude suddenly changes to lighten up she pulled his collar closer and then kisses him. "Wow, Wtf was that." he replied. And she seemed a bit put of by his reaction to storm out angrily or hurt. Wait he asked but to drunk to follow as she leaves. Alphonso saw her storm out so he picks up and runs after her. Kobain mumbles, "Don't, don't go out alone. Alphonso." But Alphonso doesn't hear

Quiet

Alphonso while looking for Mousey us caught by the bullies from earlier. Mousey hears the punch and runs to his rescue. She tell the guys to leave but they are not bothered. They think they can take advantage of her after they beat up Alphonso. But her arms transformed into a tech crossbow. The bullies run away after calling her a freak. She an Alphonso talk. He is really nice and she kiss him they make out. This is the first time he ever cared about a girl.

The Next Day

She confronted Kobain about his selfish behavior. He almost got his only friends hurt. Kobain seems to play it up like a champ and news spread. He said not to worry I took those boys and made them men. Talk seem to spread about the pairs hero affiliation and it is confirmed by the bullies who saw Mousey's arm transform. Susu came to the school to lecture them that afternoon. They blew their cover for what? "Rave will not be happy about this. He might even pull you out of the school" "What! You can't do this. I just made it as a popular kid. It's not right. Why you always making your boyfriend punish us? You are a harpy for Rave!" Suno says, "That's the last time. Mousey kiss him good bye!" Mousey puts her head down, "Stop..." She groans. He laughes as getting strangled by Suno. "No don't he likes that... I kissed him. Okay. I was drunk." Mousey moans with her face completely buried in the desk. Suno ask, "what the hell have you guys been up to?" Scene fades out. After a call from Rave on speaker, Suno is made to enroll in the school too. Suno doesn't like that Rave is making her do this to watch over them. Of the call she blames them. "I'm going to kill both of you." She groans.

Anti-Vax Detention

In his desk pulled forward kobain asks hands open, "So that's it. You just do anything Rave says? You can not even speak to him. You just agreed quietly. It's like he hit you girls over the head with love pheromones and you just crumble in his presence." Mousey looks at him, "Shut up, stop being such an AH." Suno stay quiet, "She loves him can't you tell." Then Kobain apologizes, "Look I'm sorry we got you into this. Look on the bright side. You never had a normal childhood either. It's your last chance to go to school and we will be right their beside you. Plus it's not like you need to pass. I don't expect you to." The genuine apology immediately destroyed by Kobain lack of empathy. "Are you saying I'm stupid?" Suno says when she figures out and begins to charge an energy projectile from her robot fists at Kobain. His eyes open wide he gets up to run out. The room fills with light. Frame pause discolor and fades. Scene.

Next Scene

Kobain speaking to Speed on a bench Alphonso and Mousey talking and playing frisbee in the background. Kobain says, "You know what I'm one step closer to becoming more like Rave. Now all I need is his money. Yep can't wait for that boy to pay me." Speed replies, "Your friend Rave sounds like a literal god. You talk about him that much. He is the guy that owns Rave's Lab right. I though he was just a criminal pimp?" "Hey, hey, hey you never talk about Raves name in vein like that how you think I could afford all this gear?" Kobain jumped off the bench saying.

Suno shows up in a really expensive car, "Get in" she says all smug. Millennia eyes open sarcastically saying, "Way to keep a low profile... my thotress." Kobain bounced, "Wait? He gave you that? He didn't give me shit." He says while smashing his iPod on the ground, "He got me out here like a bum. I'm starving!" "Thot privileges. Kobain." Mousey says. "Stoooop. You guys are sooo ruuude-a.", Suno exclaims, "You are lucky I'm even letting you look at my car." Alphonso joins in, "And Mean." While looking at Millennia. "Be quiet." She replied. "Where did that shy boy go."

(This story will progress)