| Wiener-Man
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| Player: @ChampionsRPer
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| The Hot Dog Hero
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| Biographical Data
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| Real Name:
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Greg Wienerman
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| Known Aliases:
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Wiener-Man
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| Gender:
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Male
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| Species:
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Metahuman
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| Ethnicity:
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Caucasian
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| Place of Birth:
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Chicago, Illinois
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| Base of Operations:
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Millennium City
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| Relatives:
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| Characteristics
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| Age:
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25
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| Height:
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6' 2"
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| Weight:
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200 lbs
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| Eyes:
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Green
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| Hair:
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Blonde
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| Complexion:
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| Physical Build:
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Athletic
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| Physical Features:
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| Status
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| Fame:
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| ██
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██
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██
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██
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██
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██
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██
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██
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██
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Local
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| Alignment:
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| LG
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LN
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LE
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| NG
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TN
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NE
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| CG
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CN
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CE
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| Identity:
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Secret(ish)
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| Years Active:
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1
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| Citizenship:
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US citizen
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| Occupation:
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Hero
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| Education:
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Junior College
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| Marital Status:
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Single
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| Known Powers and Abilities
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| Hyperbolic Luck, Hyper-Metabolism
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| Equipment and Paraphernalia
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| He's got a sweet costume?
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| Physical Attributes
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Strength
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Weapon
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Durability
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Armor
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Speed
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Reflexes
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Resistance
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Stamina
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Dexterity
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Agility
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Combat
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Regen
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| Non-Physical Attributes
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Energy
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Psionics
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Telepathy
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Willpower
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Sorcery
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Tech.
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Intel.
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Knowledge
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Charisma
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Bravery
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| MaekadaBoxSlim created by @Maekada
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...Who?
The Hot Dog Hero?
The Condiment King?
The World's Weeniest!?
No seriously, who?
Greg Wienerman!
*snickers from the audience*
No really! That's his name!
That's a real superhero?
Yup! Sure is!
Greg, are you writing this?
...maybe.
Just get on with it...
Fiiine...!
Greg Wienerman
Greg was a nobody.
He wasn't exceptionally smart, or strong, or talented in anything. In fact, he didn't even know he was a metahuman until recently.
See, Greg is both blessed and cursed with Hyperbolic Luck.
What the heck is Hyperbolic Luck?
Most of the time Greg is pretty lucky! Not amazingly so, but most things seem to work themselves out well enough without much effort. But every once in a while his luck runs out, and he tends suffer from a ridiculous comedy of errors. Its been that way his whole life, so Greg has developed a pretty chill and laid back attitude.
"That's just life!"
Okay, but why Hot Dogs?
We're getting to that! Hold your buns!
First, we have to talk about "The Best Worst Day" of Greg's Life.
The Best Worst Day?
April 1st, 2020
Greg was having a particularly unlucky day. His alarm didn't go off that morning, he was late to work, forgot his lunch, AND there was a supervillain attack!? What ELSE could go wrong!?
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