| Wiener-Man
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| Player: @ChampionsRPer
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| The Hot Dog Hero
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| Biographical Data
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| Real Name:
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Greg Wienerman
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| Known Aliases:
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Wiener-Man
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| Gender:
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Male
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| Species:
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Metahuman
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| Ethnicity:
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Caucasian
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| Place of Birth:
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Chicago, Illinois
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| Base of Operations:
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Millennium City
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| Relatives:
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| Characteristics
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| Age:
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25
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| Height:
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6' 2"
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| Weight:
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200 lbs
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| Eyes:
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Green
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| Hair:
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Blonde
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| Complexion:
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| Physical Build:
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Athletic
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| Physical Features:
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| Status
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| Fame:
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| ██
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██
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██
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██
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██
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██
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██
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██
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██
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Local
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| Alignment:
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| LG
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LN
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LE
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| NG
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TN
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NE
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| CG
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CN
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CE
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| Identity:
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Secret(ish)
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| Years Active:
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1
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| Citizenship:
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US citizen
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| Occupation:
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Hero
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| Education:
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Junior College
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| Marital Status:
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Single
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| Known Powers and Abilities
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| Hyperbolic Luck, Hyper-Metabolism
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| Equipment and Paraphernalia
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| He's got a sweet costume?
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| Physical Attributes
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Strength
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Weapon
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Durability
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Armor
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Speed
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Reflexes
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Resistance
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Stamina
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Dexterity
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Agility
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Combat
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Regen
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| Non-Physical Attributes
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Energy
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Psionics
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Telepathy
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Willpower
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Sorcery
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Tech.
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Intel.
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Knowledge
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Charisma
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Bravery
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| MaekadaBoxSlim created by @Maekada
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...Who?
The Hot Dog Hero?
The Condiment King?
The World's Weeniest!?
No seriously, who?
Greg Wienerman!
*snickers from the audience*
No really! That's his name!
That's a real superhero?
Yup! Sure is!
Greg, are you writing this?
...maybe.
Just get on with it...
Fiiine...!
Greg Wienerman
Greg was a nobody.
He wasn't exceptionally smart, or strong, or talented in anything. In fact, he didn't even know he was a metahuman until recently.
See, Greg is both blessed and cursed with Hyperbolic Luck.
Hyperbolic Luck
Most of the time Greg is pretty lucky! Not amazingly so, but most things seem to work themselves out well enough without much effort. Its been that way his whole life, so Greg has developed a pretty chill and laid back attitude. But every once in a while his luck runs out, and he tends suffer from a ridiculous comedy of errors, though he's never thought much of it.
"That's just life!"
Okay, but why Hot Dogs?
We're getting to that! Hold your buns!
First, we have to talk about "The Best WORST Day" of Greg's Life.
The Best WORST Day
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