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Revision as of 12:53, 8 May 2014
(Proportionate Strength of a Flea) "I can bench, like, all the weight"
(Enhanced Jumping) "White men CAN jump."
(Enhanced Agility and Dexterity) "Flea be nimble, Flea be quick."
(Enhanced Metabolism) "I'm on the 'eat whatever the hell I want' diet."
(Flea Sense) "I'm not saying it tingles, but it does."
('Flealepathy') "I also do this really trippy stuff with fleas."
(Wallcrawling) "Who doesn't love a little five finger fun?"
(Impulsivity) "I like to adopt a policy of leaping before I look."(The Big Belt O' Pouches) "Sometimes it pays to be really, really, REALLY prepared."
There are monoliths of human aptitude who boldly don battle gear and bravely soldier forth in the name of justice and peace. There are geniuses who harness the unlimited potential of technology to bolster and protect their fellow man from any who would threaten to harm them. There are the morally upstanding few who, infused with tremendous power, stand tall above the innocent masses and against the many varied forces of evil. Then there's Dewey Donovan.
A two-bit crook, part-time exterminator and all-around scumbag, Dewey Donovan was bestowed with all the powers of a flea when he was bitten by a swarm of the bloodsucking parasites which had piggybacked in the fur of an escaped laboratory labrador he had taken in. Originally hoping to use his newfound power to make a fortune in the world of crime, Dewey was dismayed to discover that he was incapable of using them without becoming a slave to his base instincts. He was even more dismayed to discover that his base instincts often compelled him to do good instead of evil.
Resigning himself to his new life as a reluctant crimefighter, Dewey became the Indestructible Flea, bringing his own 'unique' brand of justice to the streets of Millennium City and running his mouth off all the while. Though he still gets the occasional urge to pocket a priceless diamond or keep a stolen purse, Dewey is quickly realising that doing good might not be so bad. Whether or not he can permanently change his ways and become a legitimate hero, however, remains to be seen - especially with his crooked past haunting him at every juncture...
Contents
Did Someone Say Exposition?
Powers That I Can Do
Stuff I Have
Weaknesses I do not have because I'm a man
Did somebody say "Sexy Nude Pictures"?
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