Difference between revisions of "The Flea"
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| − | |KnownPowers= "Hit me in the stomach as hard as you can." | + | |KnownPowers= (Indestructibility) "Hit me in the stomach as hard as you can." |
| − | "I can bench, like, all the weight" | + | (Proportionate Strength of a Flea) "I can bench, like, all the weight" |
| − | "White men CAN jump." | + | (Enhanced Jumping) "White men CAN jump." |
| − | "Flea be nimble, Flea be quick." | + | (Enhanced Agility and Dexterity) "Flea be nimble, Flea be quick." |
| − | "I'm on the 'eat whatever the hell I want' diet." | + | (Enhanced Metabolism) "I'm on the 'eat whatever the hell I want' diet." |
| − | "I'm not saying it tingles, but it does." | + | (Flea Sense) "I'm not saying it tingles, but it does." |
| − | "I also do this really trippy stuff with fleas." | + | ('Flealepathy') "I also do this really trippy stuff with fleas." |
| − | "Who doesn't love a little five finger fun?" | + | (Wallcrawling) "Who doesn't love a little five finger fun?" |
| − | "I like to adopt a policy of leaping before I look." | + | (Impulsivity) "I like to adopt a policy of leaping before I look." |
|Equipment= | |Equipment= | ||
Revision as of 19:57, 27 January 2014
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The Indestructible
Flea
"Everybody's Favourite Character!"
"What more could you ask for?"
"That's right, ladies: I'm Freeform."
Player: 
Affiliations
Super Group
"Ready to mingle."
Rank
"No, YOU smell rank."
· Other Affiliations ·
"I'm pretty sure I'm still a member of my cheese of the month club." (He never was)
Identity
Real Name
"Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina. Mr Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina." (Dewey Dunst)
Aliases
"Let's face it: I'm lucky if anyone bothers to call me by my actual name."
Birthdate
"A gentleman never tells." (2nd April 1987)
Birthplace
"A gentleman never remembers." (Brooklyn, New York)
Citizenship
"Gesundheit." (U.S Citizen)
Residence
"Woah, stranger danger." (Millennium City)
Headquarters
"Got change for a headdollar?" (Apartment Complex, Westside)
Occupation
"Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight." (Pest Exterminator/Part-Time Dog Groomer/Crimefighter)
Legal Status
"I sure hope this is legal." (It is.)
Marital Status
"I took a Karate course once, but I broke my pinky chopping a board." (Dating the Canadian Fist)
· Known Relatives ·
"E = MC^2." (Who cares?)
Physical Traits
Species
"Human. My mom got me checked." (Twice, even.)
Sub-Type
"Italian BLT with extra sweet onion sauce. Foot long, hold the mayo."
Manufacturer
"I've narrowed it down to God, Allah, a cosmic explosion or Satan."
Model
"I would love one, thank you."
Ethnicity
"Sorry, I just don't see people that way." (Caucasian)
Gender
"You wanna find out?" (You don't and he's male)
Apparent Age
"26 years young, a'thank you."
Height
"Optimal spooning size." (5'8" Manlet)
Weight
"Getting a little nosy there, pal." (170lbs)
Body Type
"Pink. Squishy. Ass that refuses to quit." (It's very firm)
Hair
"Everywhere." (Brown)
Eyes
"Two." (Green)
Skin
"Preferable."
· Distinguishing Features ·
"I'd hate to mention my ass again, but you can never have too much of a good thing, am I right?"
Powers & Abilities
· Known Powers ·
(Indestructibility) "Hit me in the stomach as hard as you can."
(Proportionate Strength of a Flea) "I can bench, like, all the weight"
(Enhanced Jumping) "White men CAN jump."
(Enhanced Agility and Dexterity) "Flea be nimble, Flea be quick."
(Enhanced Metabolism) "I'm on the 'eat whatever the hell I want' diet."
(Flea Sense) "I'm not saying it tingles, but it does."
('Flealepathy') "I also do this really trippy stuff with fleas."
(Wallcrawling) "Who doesn't love a little five finger fun?"
(Impulsivity) "I like to adopt a policy of leaping before I look."· Equipment ·
"Sometimes it pays to be really, really, REALLY prepared." (The Big Belt O' Pouches)
· Other Abilities ·
"I am a real American! Da da da da da every man!" (Pro Wrestling Fanatic)
